WYR have a billion or highschool crush?

You can only choose one and lose another

8 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world

17 Comments

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

A Billion dollars or a woman over 40 that I haven't seen in 25 years?

It's adorable that you think a high school crush is that valuable. I'd probably still take the money at $1000.

hOrni@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

You can't buy love. But You can rent it, so I'm taking the billion.

IDew@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I mean.. Just a crush? I'll take a billion

wargreymon@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y (1 reply)

ex- counts as a crush as well.

IDew@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

I have not yet had female company, so I'll still take a billion

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 2y

Billion easy.

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Highschool crush is specifically a difficult choice for me considering I'm with her now. I can't answer this 😭

wargreymon@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

can't answer

🤔👀

ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

With a billion dollars you can buy a better girlfriend.

jet@hackertalks.com · 7 pts · 2y

Highschool relationships burn out quickly and rarely last . .

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

With a billion I can help myself and everyone I know, crush only benefits me (and probably wouldn't last anyway)

LowleeKun@feddit.org · 3 pts · 2y

There are other people i can fall in love with. While money can not buy love or happines it is something most people need to worry about all their life. With a billion you would never need to again.

wargreymon@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y (4 replies)

My highschool crush, I will take it

Susaga@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

The average price of a dark magician girl card is $2.38.

RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

"You got a dollar general waifu"

😂😂😂

wargreymon@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If I choose 1B and will lose DMG, I will choose DMG and lose that 1B.

Susaga@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y

Cool. She isn't my crush, so I will take the billion and buy your crush for pocket change.