Do not drink the battery juice

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26 Comments

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 31 pts · 2y (5 replies)

but, it has electrolytes?!

CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Batteries got what humans crave!

qaz@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

It's the one and only true energy drink

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Wait its lithium

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Was this an actual quote from Scott's tots?

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

As we live and breath

cmhickman358@thelemmy.club · 12 pts · 2y

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

How is this not already a top-selling juice box/energy drink can?

Edit: call it MotörOil

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

You can't tell me what to do.

altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 2y

Fine, I don't want it anyway. I have this bone hurting juice to drink.

BRB

Edit

Owwie oof my bones

Mechanize@feddit.it · 7 pts · 2y

It says it can lead to health issues... Not that it will... soooo.....

GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Everyone knows that the glow stick juice is where it's at.

Sanguine_Sasquatch@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

It's got what rave baes crave

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

The fun police are at it again!

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

GOOD NEWS! BATTERY JUICE!

thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

This stuff is bangin

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

If we're not supposed to drink it then why is there a straw?

BearGun@ttrpg.network · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

But... just a little? As a treat?

LukeChriswalker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

No! Highly Toxic! Health issues!

Reddfugee42@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

DON'T FAUCI ME WHAT TO DO!

frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Where can I get some battery juice? Suddenly have a craving.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Welp, there goes my plans for the evening 🤷

Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

"Big juice doesn't want you to know this simple trick"

Scribbd@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 2y

But what about battery hurting juice?

botorfj@lemdro.id · 1 pts · 2y

too late

jordanlund@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y