c/antitrumpalliance · by Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social · 2yMAGA Begins Hunting People Who Made Trump Assassination Jokes https://newrepublic.com/post/184006/maga-hunt-people-trump-assassination-jokes139 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
wolf_2202@sh.itjust.works · 106 pts · 2y
Just make the jokes while out of earshot.
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Shouldn't be too hard. Just stick to his right side.
Vaggumon@lemm.ee · 56 pts · 2y
I guess you miss every shot you don't take.
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 2y
Can’t go over too far or it’s just a fluid sack where the frontal lobe used to be.
Someguy89@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 2y
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
I think the women voters would prefer an extra 4 inches.
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Keep an ear to the ground and let us know if you hear any good ones.
Kanda@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 2y
You were only an ear off. You'll get them next time
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
unmagical@lemmy.ml · 37 pts · 2y
JF, guys. They're just jokes or did that fact just fly past their heads?
Alteon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Right through their ear and out the other side...didn't catch a thing. 😂
eran_morad@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Added to the list!
Icalasari@fedia.io · 18 pts · 2y
I'm Canadian, so...
Take your best shot. Mind, your shooter shows it'll probably miss
HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Kiwi.
Started using "couldn't hit the side of a Trump and 140 yards" as often as I can.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Eh, the secret service didn't miss. They returned fire almost immediately too.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ha ha! Doesn't matter. Your guy has to wear a funny bandage now!
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 2y
ThEy'Re TrYiNg To SiLeNcE mE
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
I think we can agree that some republicans should lean just a hair more to the left.
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 10 pts · 2y
they are not even a parody anymore.
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Not sure they can find their way out of a paper bag. Their tactics are to pick a guy then find dirt, not the other way around.
Dkarma@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Just tried to poke some freedom holes
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y
I'll let y'all know when he gets here.
ngwoo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I'll be fine. I made the jokes slightly to his right so he didn't hear me.
randon31415@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I've been holding back a "Trump deals with Crowdstrike fallout" joke for days, but don't know how to word it.
Mango@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
What a really strange and ineffective way to censor that word.
nobleshift@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
masquenox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I'm eager to help, MAGAs - I'll keep an ear out.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
come get me bitches, I hope a very aggressive cancer strain eats your genitals.