Sounds legit sovcit.

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16 Comments

deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 45 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Hello, I would like to withdraw all the money in my make believe account. Here’s my make believe identification.

ramble81@lemm.ee · 34 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Sure, here is your make believe money!

wyrmroot@programming.dev · 19 pts · 2y

Wait not like that

uranibaba@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y

"Protected terms of patent 61558"

Does not recognise government, who does the patent protection then? I'm confused.

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 23 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I’m native because I was born here therefore I’m indigenous. Works every time.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is that what they mean? Because they had the tiniest amount of pity from me before since I thought this was some indigenous person that got tricked by something that gave them hope.

Cethin@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y

With the skin color we can see and all the other stuff, yeah I'm pretty certain they aren't actually indigenous American. They're just a white American who doesn't understand English and thinks their magic words mean something.

Canadian_anarchist@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I am not surprised that sovcits and pretendians overlap.

More info on pretendians: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pretendian

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y

I didn't know this word, but Elizabeth Warren has an entry in Wikipedia and it's not for the reason she'd want.

SandySocks@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Based on the text layout of her ID card I'm guessing it was made in MS Word.

harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y

Great cropping on the photo as well.

finestnothing@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
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Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Huh?

satanmat@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y

Son cit made own ID. Odd that no one else accepts it. Next time will add more magic words to make ID stronger. !!

protist@mander.xyz · 12 pts · 2y

Well you see, the government is illegitimate, and it's also holding a bunch of money for me that is my birthright as someone who has been born, and when they demand an "ID" or "account number," they're actually just playing a game to hide the money from us. But we know better!

KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y

Took me a minute to realize that was in fact, not a video.

BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

It's funny that all these people have a worse handwriting that my 7 year old nephew