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Fermion@feddit.nl · 89 pts · 2y (13 replies)

The crack in the drawer front is really the icing on the cake here.

Plopp@lemmy.world · 114 pts · 2y (6 replies)

That's not icing, that's paint. And it's not a cake it's a drawer. Jesus some people on the internet are so dumb smdh

sik0fewl@lemmy.ca · 61 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I don't know. I've been fooled before... this whole thing could be a cake.

Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I see you've played draw-ee cakey before.

tyler@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)
Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

I enjoyed that. I'd seen the doorknob one before but not the rest

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y

you go to shake someone's hand, it comes off. they're made of cake

you scream and leap into the arms of another person, you fall onto them and are covered in whipped cream. they're also made of cake

you vomit all over yourself, the room is silent, you look at everyone in horror. they're all made of cake

you vomit again. it's whipped cream. you are made of cake

shalafi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

So I threw it on the GROUND!

Lag@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (4 replies)

That's where they cut the whole cabinet to shrink it. You can see the cut line on the frame of the cabinet and the drawer too.

curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Yup. Completely the wrong approach, too.

They would have been better off making it open shelves, as it looks like it's near a doorway or passthrough, making it open on that side rather than the side the drawer face is currently on.

Then put a slim door panel or an applique on the cabinet front side to make it look clean.

I'm sure they had a "very good reason" though.

roguetrick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The reason was the cabinet set came from habitat and they're flipping this house on the cheap.

curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Comment still applies.

They would get more for a kitchen that's done right, this would (rightfully) make me question all other work done.

roguetrick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

make me question all other work done

You would be very right to do so.

DinosaurSr@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y

Haha I thought the crack was on my phone screen

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 2y

This is the malicious compliance drawer. "sure, we'll put a drawer there you stupid fuck, no problem"

tektite@slrpnk.net · 56 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That's where I keep my Longg Longgg Maaaaan

exanime@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Lol, thank you for this

Nomad@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

That was a wild ride.

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 50 pts · 2y

You don't have a spaghetti drawer?

Rolando@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y

Snake Prison solitary confinement (banned by Geneva Convention.)

WoahWoah@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y (7 replies)

THE knife drawer.

lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Don't you just hang yours by your toilet?

amenji@programming.dev · 35 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Maybe that isn't a problem

Hupf@feddit.org · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Just how many lids do you need?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Seriously, my kitchen toilet doesn't even have a lid.

Valmond@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Oh hell, I visited an appartement when I was looking to rent in Paris and it had this thing, only you had to pull it forward to get to sit on it. Kitchen was crazy small too.

Nope :-D

LeSingePuant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

The Ol Snicker Slicer

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y

for those german swords that are technically knives due to their construction

robdor@lemmynsfw.com · 34 pts · 2y

I'd use it for pez

njm1314@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y

That's your machete drawer

NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I want to see in the little cupboard underneath it.

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Probably great for one chopping board?

RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Or cookie sheets, the cupboard seems tall enough for that. The drawer is just..I'm thinking maybe a bunch of skewers. That's it.

AA5B@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

The drawer looks stupid. The cabinet would be great for cutting boards or cookie sheets and could use the extra height ….. I’m assuming it’s useful since it doesn’t have the sides of the drawer taking up space.

Mine is just wide enough for the drawer to be useful but sometimes I want the extra height.

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y

You guys don't a have a ruler drawer in your kitchen?

HamsterRage@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Often things like this are intended to be support for something else. Maybe there's something nearby that's hinged and can fold down on to it?

legion02@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You wouldn't bother with making it a drawer box in that case.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

You might given the materials you had at hand and the apparent design of the drawer slides.

HamsterRage@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

Maybe that's the design most compatible with the available hardware.

Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 2y (5 replies)

That's clearly the chopstick drawer

Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 2y (4 replies)

That was my first thought!

My second was, "How do you get them out?"

JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

With another chopstick!

Umthisguy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

But how do you get that chopstick out?? There's no beginning, it's chopsticks all the way down!

JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

If you run out of chopsticks, there is a way but people may look at you funny... Or pay you on OnlyChopsticks. I don't judge.

RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y

They have to stand upright. Gotta have enough.

bstix@feddit.dk · 22 pts · 2y (4 replies)

you put weed in there, close it and open it again.

pirat@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y

Something like this, but for weed?

1000005993

MrSoup@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 2y
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ThePyroPython@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Herb and spice drawer?

bitchwhore@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

oh, its for herb alright

uebquauntbez@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

One drawer full of spaghetti.

bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Knife drawer, for someone who doesn't own many knives

snooggums@midwest.social · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

...and wants to make getting them out dangerous.

bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 2y

...and wants to make getting them out dangerous exciting.

FTFY

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Or for someone who uses a fucking katana as a kitchen knife.

Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

"can you go get a knife out of my a knife drawer?"

"Your what"

sramder@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

If if you have one knife you really don’t want to mix up with the rest… I’m just saying 😏

bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Perhaps the poop knife....

sramder@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I keep seeing laundry equipment in peoples kitchens so nothing is really off the table ;-)

Windex007@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Sporgettti

Etterra@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Spaghettaboudit

SpaghettiYeti@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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MySkinIsFallingOff@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

🎶STARE INTO THE MAGGOT DRAWER 🎸🤟😤

Poots@mander.xyz · 13 pts · 2y

Hear me out: toothpick drawer.

Eat some corn on the cob? Open up the toothpick drawer and get those cracks clean!

Need to test the cake is done? Open up the toothpick drawer and stab away!

Toothpick drawer™️

RBWells@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

You don't have a sword drawer?

GluWu@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Dang, I wish I had a taco drawer.

sramder@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

More of a taco slot really…

BleatingZombie@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Don't let JD Vance near that drawer

sramder@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Has he branched out from sectionals?

Num10ck@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

JD Vance knows what to do with this.

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

A mistress in each room of the house, you say?

scrion@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Pull, rail gigantic line, close with your butt, done.

Infynis@midwest.social · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Spatula drawer

BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

Get them at spatula city!

FarFarAway@startrek.website · 8 pts · 2y

Cookbooks?

i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If you dropped something in there, getting it back out again would be an adventure.

OhmsLawn@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Especially if all your chopsticks are already down there.

sploosh@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

It's for mounting a pasta maker.

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And there's another door of the same width, but taller, just below

protist@mander.xyz · 15 pts · 2y

A cabinet that width could at least hold a couple cookie sheets or cutting boards

BugleFingers@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

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sramder@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

You really shouldn’t store your poop knife in the kitchen, but if you must please put it in the dedicated drawer.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Maalus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Cutting boards

rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 2y

madjo@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 2y

Finally a chopsticks drawer!

Ephera@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y

My first thought is for putting up your dish towel to dry. It is a bit weird that they closed off the underside, though.

xwolpertinger@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Za Hando

Shawdow194@kbin.run · 3 pts · 2y

Oven mitts?

afox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Long Long Chopsticks 🎶🎵🎶

Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

I'm going to guess for knives. If you could reliably tell from the handle which was which it could be kinda handy I spose.