A human (pictured, right) outrunning the flesh-starved, reanimated corpses that we all see when we close our eyes for too long. Keep it up, human! They lack the necessary supportive tissues to sustain bipedal movement! You can beat them!
If you've been challenged to a foot race and you have the choice, wear your skeleton, muscles, and skin for your best chance at winning. If you're being made to pick only one, choose muscles over skeleton.
24 Comments
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 2y
f.
GBU_28@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y
AShadyRaven@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 2y
A human (pictured, right) outrunning the flesh-starved, reanimated corpses that we all see when we close our eyes for too long. Keep it up, human! They lack the necessary supportive tissues to sustain bipedal movement! You can beat them!
N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 2y
The human body is composed of meat wrapped in a protective coating, and therefore is a hot dog.
InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
But... there aren't bones in a hot-dog... oh wait, damn.
Num10ck@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
negative. i am a meat popsicle.
Omega_Man@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Dead, Dead, and Eddie
akwd169@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
Skele-tim said he can run the fastest without any flesh or meat weighing him down.
Muscle-man claimed he will run fastest because he is pure power with no foolish, saggy skin holding him back.
Tom said "That was not a microdose, why did I think I could microdose before track meet"
essell@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
The race is long And in the end, it's only with yourself.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 8 pts · 2y
🎶Everybody's free (to take off their skin) 🎵
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
jadelord@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 2y
Harder. Stronger. Faster.
MumboJumbo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is this God Person Anyway.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
As the fossil record clearly shows, pre-historic humans were composed entirely of bone; muscles and skin came much later. Isn't evolution marvelous?
Digital_man@lemmy.one · 3 pts · 2y
Just Do it.
kata1yst@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Or else.
onwardknave@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
We're not just mining data anymore. Facebook.
Etterra@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
We all have skeletons chasing us - even the Meat People.
BugleFingers@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Animorphs: Biology Breakdown
DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Meat man
uid0gid0@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Wolverine after a run-in with Nitro
Maven@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y
!captionthis@hilariouschaos.com
Werbert@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
ChexMax@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
If you've been challenged to a foot race and you have the choice, wear your skeleton, muscles, and skin for your best chance at winning. If you're being made to pick only one, choose muscles over skeleton.
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
Minecraft YouTuber invented Marathons
Bitflip@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 2y
Get rid of them bones by beating your meat