c/196 · by Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works · 2yAlways interesting to see how rules change in your hobbies 344 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 92 pts · 2y
Tomboy/femboy orc got me acting strange
Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 2y
EVERY orc had my friends first character acting strange.
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Beat the thang up so hard I trigger relentless endurance.
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works · 45 pts · 2y
old man noises
Back in my day orcs were savage monsters and we had to settle for playing half-orcs!
DistractedDev@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 2y
Where do you think the half-orcs came from?
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 2y
The mommy half-orc and the daddy half-orc, duh.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 2y
Savagely raped one another
But it was okay since they were into it.
JackbyDev@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y
CNC
Zagorath@aussie.zone · 26 pts · 2y
I reposted this over to !rpgmemes@ttrpg.network along with a text transcription for accessibility, should anyone need it.
itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
Hero.
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 2y
Femboy orc :3
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
This is just a goblin with extra steps.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 9 pts · 2y
We have come full circle to Tolkien canon approved.
Plus or minus some femboys, but based on his love of elven twinks he might have been down.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y
Given the height, I'd say some 10 steps over a goblin
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y
goblin put through a taffy stretcher
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y
Ork twink.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y
borc
VinesNFluff@pawb.social · 17 pts · 2y
They're putting shit in the water to turn the fucking orcs gay
hswolf@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
DerArzt@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 2y
D&d is owned by a company that has dumped all of it's creative workers, there are a lot of games that won't be full of AI slop that you can play.
Edit: and you can still have your twink orcs
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2y
I will seduce the dragon!
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
The goblins in dungeonborne or dark and darker look stronger than this halfwit
ICastFist@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y
Nooooooooo, I want all my orcs to be dommy mommies with a powerful build :(
Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
You're stuck with goliaths now bub.
Etterra@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
You ain't fooling me waiforc! Now hold still while reduce you to meat chunks and extract 8xp and 1d4x10 silver from your bloody remains.