[meme] I'm constantly dodging lesbian orgies whenever I try to find a seat in an Amtrak

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kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 84 pts · 2y (7 replies)

I'm clearly taking the wrong trains :3

Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Come to Chicago, take the Red, Purple, or Brown lines to Belmont. Wait for what you are looking for and there you go.

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Thats the problem, im in New York

bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 27 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I hear Amtrak can help you with that

Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

They do want more lesbians to take the train to Chicago from what I've read.

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Hmmm :3

PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If the brown line doesn't connect to Cleveland, my day will be ruined.

Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

It dead ends in Albany Park. My condolences, the CTA does not offer any service to any metropolitan area from Chicago.

PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee · 53 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I think we might be able to guess something about the person in charge of Amtrak's tumblr page...

n2burns@lemmy.ca · 76 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They probably don't work for Amtrak?

NegativeInf@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 2y

But they should. Good marketing.

AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Everybody always like "fuck cars" but nobody can "fuck in car."

bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 41 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I assure you plenty of people have fucked in cars

TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And that's how I was born. Well, it was a pickup, but the principle is the same.

amanda@aggregatet.org · 13 pts · 2y

User name checks out

shininghero@pawb.social · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That one particularly steamy car scene from Titanic says otherwise. 😏

AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

But they were also on a boat... Hmmmm. This gives me an idea about the auto train.

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y

There was a not great charlie sheen movie in the 90s called the chase where he has sex in a car while being chased by police.

TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Everybody always like “fuck cars” but nobody can “fuck in car.”

flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz · 24 pts · 2y

Is it only on the line to Chicago? Would they be willing to implement it on other services?

recklessengagement@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

I'm fucking DYING this is so fucking funny to me

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's like one those corporate carriages at pride marches; the pride part is super wholesome, the corporate part is a bit strange. Well, riding (in) trains is endorsable - but passenger transport could also be public.

Also, steamy and trains...

I'd wink their carriage anyways.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They just need to run carriages with private compartments rather than airline-style seating. Problem solved.

mightyfoolish@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

They already have those. They are offering steamy lesbian sex with a lonely butch; not a open show. 🤦‍♀️

sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 2y (6 replies)

A single ticket for a train from Austin to Chicago is like $150 and takes a full day. The same plane ticket can be regularly bought for the same price and gets there in about 6 hours.

Z27F@thelemmy.club · 22 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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graymess@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Trying to be happy for the rest of the world.

flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

But are there any hot gay women on that plane? Or hot gay tomatoes in your case?

sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y

I hope to seduce all gay beings within a 100 meter radius at all times.

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y

Bravo, you solved it. Solution-oriented. Climate breakdown averted.

frezik@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y

I find it's highly dependent on the route. I can get from my hometown (Madison, WI) to Detroit by plane for a little over $600. Amtrak stops at a small town a little north of Madison (about a 20min drive for me), and can get me to Detroit for $150. Even a private room is a bit cheaper than a plane.

Train does take 16 hours, but it's 16 relatively pleasant hours where I can stretch out without being cramped. It would also be significantly faster if we invested in rail properly. Hell, maybe not even high speed rail; that route could probably be a lot faster if we just made Amtrak suck less.

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 2y

I think I have, on occasion, been the butch, alone in the café car.

ETA Though that was between San Francisco and Eugene, nowhere near Chicago.

dogsnest@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

mmmmmm.....lesbian train.....

Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

I do believe that is called a "daisy chain".

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Only thing I've ever dodged on Amtrak was roof leaks. I'd love to dodge a good lesbian orgy instead.

AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 2 pts · 2y

amtrak where is the sex car

answer me amtrak

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Someone just made a tumbler account and added -official to a random brand name . Yeah sounds legit

PriorityMotif@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
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