c/asklemmy · by simplejack@lemmy.world · 2yWhat are the best beans for a blind date? 36 points · 29 comments · view on lemmy.world
29 Comments
kuneho@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Deez beans :3
friend_of_satan@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
Coffee.
considine@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 2y
Jelly beans. The fancy ones with many flavours like butter, apple, and cinnamon.
You'll surely have those bean flavours to talk about, if nothing else.
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Make sure to pair them with the milk steak.
toomanypancakes@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Chickpeas, as long as you're into that
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
What the difference between black beans and chickpeas?
I’ve never had a black bean on my chest.
nailingjello@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 2y
I heard the same joke, but replace black bean with garbanzo bean (which is another name for a chickpea). Love that joke.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y
That joke but not mine?
MagicShel@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y
Probably not until the end of the date.
Zane@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
And only with consent
mintdaniel42@futurology.today · 1 pts · 1y
What's that even supposed to be
Etterra@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Pinto, just be sure to take them with a full glass of water. And for fuck's sake, whatever you do, _if you value your life, _ DO NOT eat ███ ██████ beans or you could literally die.
walden@sub.wetshaving.social · 5 pts · 2y
Red Beans & Rice
solidgrue@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Black eyed peas. I'm not gonna tellya twice.
Vanth@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 2y
He ain't fooling me twice no more.
BugleFingers@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Toe.
Toe beans will have your date swooning (albeit not for you)
Klear@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Oh dear god the beans are back...
wuphysics87@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
Baked.
unn@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
No beans
superkret@feddit.org · 3 pts · 2y
doesn't matter as long as you know how to lick them.
quinkin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Always 4 bean mix for a blind date. Something for everyone.
baatliwala@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Chole and rajma are goated
deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y
Natto
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y
Fucking love natto.
Protoknuckles@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Kidney beans, for when she steals your kidneys.
callouscomic@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Cool beans
https://youtu.be/fTC2At1CBEI
aviation_hydrated@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 2y
Lima
ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Navy beans and ham.
problematicPanther@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Cans and cans of baked beans. Not that English shit though.