Trump Hoping To Disrupt DNC News Cycle By Eating Live Rat On Television
https://theonion.com/trump-hoping-to-disrupt-dnc-news-cycle-by-eating-live-rat-on-television/
https://theonion.com/trump-hoping-to-disrupt-dnc-news-cycle-by-eating-live-rat-on-television/
18 Comments
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 2y
God dammit, I REALLY need to remember to unsubscribe from this until after the election.
hate2bme@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Of all the headlines you believed this one?
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y
Honestly, this is somewhat tame compared to most things this idiot does.
DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
I mean, he already picked a live rat for his running mate...
MindTraveller@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
Why are you calling JD Vance an intelligent and cute pet?
expatriado@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
rats run fast, trump only eats fast food, it checks out
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
It boggles the mind how an alleged billionaire can be so cheap.
Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Check out Michael Jordan's tipping philosophy
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Eww, gross. Another cheap bastard.
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 2y
I can't stop laughing at the photo
asexualchangeling@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 2y
Spitzspot@lemmings.world · 14 pts · 2y
The reverse would also work.
thenextguy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Eating television on live rat?
asexualchangeling@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y
cybervseas@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
I mean…he should actually do that. It would only help his campaign at this point.
Volkditty@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Would win back most of the RFK crowd.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
I would not put it past him. He must be desperate for attention. The RNC did not work out, the scratch at his hear had not the desired effect, and now the Dems are actually waking up! This must be a nightmare for weird Don!
adarza@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 2y
next week on trumpjunk.loser, a $179.99 limited edition plushy of a rat with a detachable head.
(like ozzy's bat from a few years back)
bizzle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Eating that roach worked for Tyler 🤷
thomcat@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y
zardulu is at it again!