It all floats..

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samus12345@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y

"Is that supposed to be insulting? I live in a sewer, Georgie!"

Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y (10 replies)

Funniest shit is that this is basically how IT was eventually defeated. By being ridiculed and laughed at. Well, that and a preteen orgy ("no, it was a train!", yes I know).

MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The orgy thing was less effective with my IT. Told us to get dressed and clean out our desks instead.

Test_Tickles@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y
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Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

IT wouldn't survive a cod lobby

Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 5 pts · 1y

It will be dead the moment it log into twitter

MotoAsh@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Thank you for succinctly summing up why this scene was powerful and not just smut for the heck of it. A lot of people have issues with that scene but this is the exact reason it's in there.

finickydesert@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Wait what

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Stephen King did a lot of cocaine and alcohol back in the day. Apparently he doesn't remember writing portions of some books, and one entire book.

But yeah, he wrote a scene that devolves into a preteen orgy, that helps defeat the giant spider with poor self esteem.

Mobile@leminal.space · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Uhhh. Am I wrong? I thought they defeated the evil spider, got lost, preteen train, THEN they find the will to press on and get out?

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

You know more than I do. I attempted to read the book at one point, but my sister stole it so I didn't get that far, and wasn't invested enough to track the book down as an adult, or watch either movie.

474D@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (9 replies)

Do... do I need to see a doctor? It floats?

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Some of mine float. Others don't. One time I shit for 30 minutes. Really crapped it out. Then I stand up, and the bowl is clean!!! I go to wipe, and there's no poo!!! What the hell was I expelling for 30 minutes???!!!

lowleveldata@programming.dev · 8 pts · 1y (3 replies)

What the hell was I expelling for 30 minutes?

Stress?

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Can I get laxatives for that?

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

:o I've been here a year already?!

Thanks ^^

whostosay@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Username checks out

Emptiness@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Shit-weasels

Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y

Poop will sink unless it has enough fiber, gas, or fat (all lighter than water) in it to make it buoyant. Sinking is the norm for me.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂

swab148@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Very small rocks!

nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y

Lead! Lead!

Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y

Churches!

creditCrazy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

How to out monster the monster step one:

Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Not always

SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

Yeah, not mine.

ATDA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Hi YouTube!

I'm Georgie and today we're going to play sink vs float. Let's start with flame thrower flames, do those sink?

MissJinx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Burned to death. The end