UwU
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(Angry) ΓwΓ
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Do people still use Discover?
Imagine paying fines with a credit card, in current year 2021.
That's 2% off your fine on cash back though.
I get fine points which add up and I can spend on larger fines. But only within the continental US.
I get 10% off when spending cash at cool stores tho.
How would you like to pay for that?
ΕwΕ
ΓwΓ
What about OwO?
ΰ²°wβ ΰ²°
Those are some fabulous brows you got there! How did you make them pop like that ΟwΟ?
what's this?
What about ewe?
That one looks smug
Legalize UWU!
Fine. I'll awoo instead. πΊ
Awooga π
Uwu
HEY.
Gues what? UwU
Guess what?
Ouchy, harder daddy UwU ππ
...
UWU
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, I AM THE FASTEST LAND MAMMAL
No fuck yuWu
Fool! Doctor Doom UWUs as he pleases!
OwO
New instance rule added π
NuWu instance RuWule?
That's like $600 worth of violations. lol
What's the fine for bad math?
The $600 fine includes a discount since they were part of the same violation, lol (also, I replied without the post image visible; thought it said $300 fine).
Oh, we have economies of scale. Excellent. We just need to fund one person to violate the rule a LOT.
Why? I don't know.
I volunteer as tribUwUte
Clearly because it's cheaper than having a lot of people violating the rule a little.
Think of all the savings!
Oh no. I don't want to rub the comUwUnity the wrong way
Finally some clear logical legislation against the oppressive class.
Shame the punishment is just a slap on the wrist I voted for the death penalty.
what
THEY SAID THAT THEY WOULD'VE VOTED FOR THE DEATH PENALTY
I can't wait to watch all you miscreants meet the long arm of Lady Justice.
:3
umu
how else am I supposed to thirst trap lonely men
owo is still legal. Get in while you can.
UwUwUwUwUwUwUwUwUwUwUwUwUwUwU
Za Warudo!
Ara ara
Streisand Effect: now I REALLY wanna UWU.
OwO? OwO!
U.=.U
nmn
The original sign may be "Don't Honk" https://www.istockphoto.com/es/foto/no-honk-y-de-ida-gm505069800-83490529
Ohh no they gonna fine this bird
https://youtu.be/ANI4lIJ7qUc
Canβt help it.
ΓwΓ
α»wα»
Uwu probably think this sign is about Uwu.
The only valid UwU
Ew, tiktok
Agreed, I've unfortunately not been able to find it anywhere else though.
74 Comments
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 2y
UwU
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml · 66 pts · 2y
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x4740N@lemm.ee · 24 pts · 2y
(Angry) ΓwΓ
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 2y
UwU
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
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x4740N@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
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lugal@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y
STOP
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
π₯ππͺπͺπ’π―π·π’π¦π±
jaybone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Do people still use Discover?
Hildegarde@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Imagine paying fines with a credit card, in current year 2021.
Sabata11792@ani.social · 7 pts · 2y
That's 2% off your fine on cash back though.
jaybone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I get fine points which add up and I can spend on larger fines. But only within the continental US.
Hildegarde@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I get 10% off when spending cash at cool stores tho.
Empricorn@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 2y
How would you like to pay for that?
x4740N@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
ΕwΕ
x4740N@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
ΓwΓ
Lightfire228@pawb.social · 3 pts · 2y
UwU
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 54 pts · 2y
What about OwO?
x4740N@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 2y
ΕwΕ
crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 2y
ΰ²°wβ ΰ²°
reinei@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Those are some fabulous brows you got there! How did you make them pop like that ΟwΟ?
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
what's this?
stoly@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
What about ewe?
SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
That one looks smug
hperrin@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y
Legalize UWU!
wolfeh@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
Fine. I'll awoo instead. πΊ
jaybone@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Awooga π
Novice_Idiot@lemmy.wtf · 31 pts · 2y
Uwu
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
HEY.
SteveXVII@pawb.social · 6 pts · 2y
UwU
Fortatech@gregtech.eu · 20 pts · 2y
Gues what? UwU
Spider89@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y
Guess what?
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 2y
Ouchy, harder daddy UwU ππ
zyratoxx@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Jimbo@yiffit.net · 17 pts · 2y
...
UWU
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, I AM THE FASTEST LAND MAMMAL
GluWu@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y
No fuck yuWu
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Fool! Doctor Doom UWUs as he pleases!
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 2y
OwO
ptz@dubvee.org · 12 pts · 2y
New instance rule added π
Wogi@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
NuWu instance RuWule?
ptz@dubvee.org · 11 pts · 2y
That's like $600 worth of violations. lol
poke@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
What's the fine for bad math?
ptz@dubvee.org · 7 pts · 2y
The $600 fine includes a discount since they were part of the same violation, lol (also, I replied without the post image visible; thought it said $300 fine).
poke@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Oh, we have economies of scale. Excellent. We just need to fund one person to violate the rule a LOT.
Why? I don't know.
Wogi@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
I volunteer as tribUwUte
AlolanYoda@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 2y
Clearly because it's cheaper than having a lot of people violating the rule a little.
Think of all the savings!
Wogi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Oh no. I don't want to rub the comUwUnity the wrong way
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Finally some clear logical legislation against the oppressive class.
Shame the punishment is just a slap on the wrist I voted for the death penalty.
Cicraft@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
what
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y
THEY SAID THAT THEY WOULD'VE VOTED FOR THE DEATH PENALTY
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
I can't wait to watch all you miscreants meet the long arm of Lady Justice.
deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev · 8 pts · 2y
:3
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y
:3
SteveXVII@pawb.social · 3 pts · 2y
:3
Caesium@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
umu
how else am I supposed to thirst trap lonely men
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
owo is still legal. Get in while you can.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 7 pts · 2y
UwUwUwUwUwUwUwUwUwUwUwUwUwUwU
Sharkwellington@lemmy.one · 5 pts · 2y
Za Warudo!
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it · 7 pts · 2y
Ara ara
niktemadur@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Streisand Effect: now I REALLY wanna UWU.
Snowpix@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y
OwO? OwO!
MossyFeathers@pawb.social · 5 pts · 2y
U.=.U
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
nmn
probableprotogen@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y
UwU
mrvictory1@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
The original sign may be "Don't Honk" https://www.istockphoto.com/es/foto/no-honk-y-de-ida-gm505069800-83490529
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 3 pts · 2y
Ohh no they gonna fine this bird
https://youtu.be/ANI4lIJ7qUc
Hackerman_uwu@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Canβt help it.
x4740N@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
UWU
x4740N@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
ΓwΓ
Enkrod@feddit.org · 2 pts · 2y
α»wα»
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Uwu probably think this sign is about Uwu.
Mandy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz · -2 pts · 2y
The only valid UwU
PixeIOrange@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Ew, tiktok
Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y
Agreed, I've unfortunately not been able to find it anywhere else though.