My personal favourite: "Oh, fuck me. CHRIST."

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RattlerSix@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 2y (1 reply)

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 2y

His brother was probably being kind too. He probably said the 1940s equivalent of "Well fuck me sideways, I can't believe that shit actually worked!"

CodexArcanum@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Similar to programming.

stares at monitor

scrolls mouse wheel

fuck, cocking shit, unbelievable

scrolls mouse

what moron wrote this?

ctrl+f, typing

oh. fucking imbecile, dunce, fuckballs, ass

types 3 letters, hits "run"

ah fixed! another shining golden piece of God's own perfect code completed!

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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dogsnest@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y

"I don't have to comment this; it's obvious why I did that..."
--me

ulterno@lemmy.kde.social · 13 pts · 2y (4 replies)

what moron wrote this?

*runs* git blame

It was bloody me!

dogsnest@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Only a few hundred times, but I've learned my lesson...!

ulterno@lemmy.kde.social · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

but I’ve learned my lesson

To use git blame before calling out the moronity, or to not use git ?

icydefiance@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

Just use git blame-someone-else.

https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else

dogsnest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Yes.

magic_lobster_party@fedia.io · 27 pts · 2y (1 reply)

When there’s finally a positive result: “Impossible! What did I do wrong?”

Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y

In the same vein, "Holy shit, that WORKED?"

MalReynolds@slrpnk.net · 25 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The Most Exciting Phrase in Science Is Not ‘Eureka!’ But ‘That’s Odd!’

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

“Huh.”, too

The_v@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

When I worked in research our lab staff spoke 10 different languages.

After a couple of years, everyone swore fluently in 10 languages.

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 2y
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Rolando@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

"Wait... THAT'S all the data we have?!?" (for data-driven experiments)

"We couldn't get any more subjects?" (for human subject experiments)

"Is it statistically significant?"

"FML this isn't publishable, is it?"

Droggelbecher@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Mine is: fuck it, I'm going into industry. And then I don't.

bazzett@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

I always liked what Charles Darwin wrote to J. D. Hooker in 1853:

After describing a set of forms, as distinct species, tearing up my M.S., & making them one species; tearing that up & making them separate, & then making them one again (which has happened to me) I have gnashed my teeth, cursed species, & asked what sin I had committed to be so punished [...]

It describes perfectly the feelings of a biologist while doing taxonomy work.

ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

MY personal favorite:

"Oh! Fuck me, Christ!"

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 2y

Sometimes telling errors (and things I drop on the floor) to "go fuck yourself" is the most social interaction I have between stand-up and EOD.

Dicska@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

The bottom left is in arse-ON mode.

model_tar_gz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Fucking work for once you piece of fuck. Fuck this day. Fuck this shit. Fuck this degree. Fuck.

Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I'm in histo/path and I feel like gordon Ramsey sometimes. HOW DARE YOU SERVE ME THIS SAMPLE, ITS RAW!!! (under/not fixed or processed or decalcified properly)

msage@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y

OH FUC-