c/funny · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 2y

Betrayal of the highest order

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46 Comments

thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 215 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I just… I can’t believe… it’s not butter.

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 90 pts · 2y

rustyfish@lemmy.world · 90 pts · 2y

pyre@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y

AA5B@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Orderly horrible that you milked that old joke

TehBamski@lemmy.world · 123 pts · 2y (3 replies)

More like, 'Betrayal of the highest udder.' ...I'll see myself out... of the barn.

W_itjust_works@sh.itjust.works · 57 pts · 2y

No, you milk that joke for all it’s worth.

satanmat@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What a creamy smooth joke

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Not all jokes are what they cream to be. That said, this one really whipped the competition.

hperrin@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 2y (20 replies)

Next you’re gonna tell me metal statues aren’t solid, and don’t weigh tens of thousands of pounds.

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y (16 replies)

What else have we been lied to about??

DharkStare@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Strippers don't rotate around the pole. The pole itself is rotating.

tiny@midwest.social · 29 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Somehow that was a bigger emotional blow than finding out pro wrestling is fake

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's what?!

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

(Shhhhh!) Nothing! Ha ha - nothing.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I think I learned from that weird pole dancing archer guy who makes Youtube shorts that the pole can be locked and unlocked depending on the specific act?

VulKendov@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

For the curious "blumineck" is the name of his channel

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Answering questions no one asks like can you wield a pole arm in 6 inch platform heels?

pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online · 22 pts · 2y (4 replies)

The cake

NegativeInf@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Interesting contradiction. The cake is a lie, but it's cake and always has been.

Localhorst86@feddit.org · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Everything is cake, and the cake is a lie. Everything is a lie, we are living in the matrix.

CodexArcanum@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The caketrix

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Who gets to lick the spoon

TehBamski@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Santa Clause can't be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.

BlackDragon@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 2y

I'm pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.

xia@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y

So he's some kinda slime or shape-shifter, huh?

Brekky@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

They're not???

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Some probably are.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 6 pts · 2y

I want to believe

BroBot9000@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Did they think the butter took on magical powers when it was formed into the shape of a cow in order for those thin butter legs to hold up the weight of an entire butter cow?

MsPenguinette@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y

I mean, isn't tha what makes it so impressive?

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y

I just assumed it was frozen

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Real Americans deep fry butter cows.

Aviandelight@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 2y

Don't forget to inject the cheese before you flash fry it.

tilefan@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y

wait till they find out about chocolate bunnies

FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 2y

Anything endorsed by Ted Cruz is a little shifty at best.