In one night, the first 2 is somewhat amusing. The next 2 will be side eyed. The next 2-3 will receive heavy complain and criticism. The next 5 will be met with physical violence.
If I manage to fart more than 12 times a night then it'll go back to amusing with a hint of respect and impressed.
However, at any point, if the fart is smelly then it's game over.
My wife and I have a good marriage but my sense of humour is vastly different from hers. It happens often I tell her a joke and she just doesn't get it while I can barely finish the joke without laughing... it doesn't mean our marriage is shitty nor lifeless
24 Comments
Mabexer@feddit.it · 36 pts · 1y
Reminds me of those medieval drawings where animals have a somewhat human face
WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
It's Glenn Powell's spirit animal
rockerface@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 1y
About to turn "latest" into "last" joke
JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y
That animal looks like bad taxidermy even though it's still alive. Poor thing
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 1y
screw you, my wife loves my jokes.
my farts, on the other hand, don't quite amuse her as much as myself.
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
What's her stance on fart jokes?
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1y
In one night, the first 2 is somewhat amusing. The next 2 will be side eyed. The next 2-3 will receive heavy complain and criticism. The next 5 will be met with physical violence.
If I manage to fart more than 12 times a night then it'll go back to amusing with a hint of respect and impressed.
However, at any point, if the fart is smelly then it's game over.
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
I believe @jballs@sh.itjust.works was asking about fart jokes, not actual farts.
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1y
Ah yes, I've been inhaling too much carbon dioxide and methane tonight to read clearly.
user1234@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 1y
Looks like a character in a Wes Anderson film.
Sakychu@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Me after I am done getting sand into my eyes
RandomStickman@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y
The side eye in the last one. Too real.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
It also looks like the head of a fox on the body of a jackrabbit.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Was this on ich_iel yesterday?
Slovene@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y
Better stay away from !dadjokes@lemmy.world
jerryass@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y
I bet it is not only as intelligent as regular foxes but also the wisest of them all… Did Pixar get inspired by the Tibetan fox yet?
bamfic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Brak from space ghost
bk201@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
lul
callouscomic@lemm.ee · -2 pts · 1y
If you stay in a shitty lifeless marriage, sure.
exanime@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Jeez... I think you took it too far.
My wife and I have a good marriage but my sense of humour is vastly different from hers. It happens often I tell her a joke and she just doesn't get it while I can barely finish the joke without laughing... it doesn't mean our marriage is shitty nor lifeless
veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Of course it does, you must divorce now lest you provoke the ires of the internet
exanime@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
See? this is the type of hilarious comment I will share with her later on and she will not understand
stelelor@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
When you do, please post a picture of her expression so we can compare with the fox's.
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
Idk, that other poster seemed so sure of themselves. You might just be in a shitty marriage and don't realize it.