Be grateful

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Dave@lemmy.nz · 87 pts · 2y (6 replies)

This must be old, we were almost at 1.6m deaths by the end of 2020. Over 5 million by the end of 2021. Thanks God.

yeahiknow3@lemmings.world · 20 pts · 2y (5 replies)

To be fair, most of them were Republicans. God works in mysterious ways.

Dave@lemmy.nz · 10 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Well, by the end of 2021 there were a little under 800k deaths (edit: in the US), so the vast majority were not from the US, let alone Republican.

dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

1.6M by the end of 2020, but also 800k by the end of 2021.

Maybe God did some work after all?

Dave@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 2y

Sorry I didn't make it clear. 800k is US only, other figures (including OP) are worldwide.

Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y

2020 was still very much in the projection stage, the numbers got adjusted constantly until a good representation was agreed upon.

For example, one of the first "Covid-deaths" in my area was an 87 year-old man on palliative care for stage 4 pancreatic cancer. He died, they ran a post-mortem covid test on him, it came back positive. Later on, he got removed from covid death statistics as it was probably not covid that killed him.

kent_eh@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

most of them were Republicans.

I wonder if that will make a noticeable impact on the 2024 election?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y (6 replies)

And he didn't even take any of the really obvious ones.

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Like Fuckface 45 who definitely needs to extricate this plane of existence.

werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

He was given paxlovid or whatever horse vaccine lol. I would have preferred him get UV internally like he wanted.

Artyom@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y (3 replies)

He took Herman Cain and Meatloaf, two prominent anti-mask anti-vax celebs.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I didn't realize Meatloaf was into that stuff. I expected more of you, Loaf.

nokturne213@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

A-1 makes Meatloaf sing, but COVID finishes off Meatloaf… or something, I am not a comedian.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I think there might be something there. Maybe "A-1 makes Meatloaf sing, COVID-19 made him croak?"

ceenote@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y

Kind of an encapsulation of their modern mindset. "Thanks, big guy, for making others suffer instead of me."

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Shouldn't they be thanking god because they're in heaven and we should be cursing him for not taking us?

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Personally, heaven sounds awful.

Fortatech@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

See you guys in hell ;)

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I mean, seriously. Think about the music they’ll have in heaven.

It’s all going to be the same shit with the same 3 chords for eternity. It’d be like listening to the same 5 elevator songs for all of eternity.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I don't disagree. I wouldn't want to spend eternity praising the Abrahamic god... but that's what you're supposed to want. So the dead people should be the grateful ones. And not just Jerry Garcia.

Halasham@dormi.zone · 13 pts · 2y

Ah, yes. Praise the patron god of sadism and injustice for working his vile deeds on others while the faithful escape a perceived just fate.

yumpsuit@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The Economist (2022):The pandemic’s true death toll is between 19.2 and 36.3 million “With 95% confidence interval.”

Ungated

Fortatech@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 2y

Well, It is an old meme 🤷

JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

Thank you god for fixing the cataracts of Sam's mum

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y

Either all gods agreed on the pandemic or they have unequal power.

exanime@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Yes, how religious types completely overlook the contradiction is beyond me

  • If it's good for me, God directly did it

  • If it's bad, it's my/our fault somehow