You live in a beautiful but isolated area. This morning you saw this from your kitchen window...

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Dr_Box@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y

I remove my clothes and begin running towards it as fast as I can

EABOD25@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y (19 replies)

I'm do what any red blooded American would do. Get my gun

7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y (18 replies)

Get the Shotgun. stroll right out the front door ask him "can I help you? And pump the shotgun.

That'll fix any idiots attempt at trolling, or attempt at home invasion.

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)
7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y

a-la-ka-blam

Haha exactly. Bonus points if your shotty has a 117 round tube.

MattW03@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

Great 🤣 👍

BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one · 8 pts · 1y (14 replies)

It's 2024, we can buy cheap semi-auto shotguns now that don't require manually pumping to action the bolt.

7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y (8 replies)

But you lose the dramatic effect

BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one · 3 pts · 1y (7 replies)

The dramatic effect is witnessing the trespassing creep transform instantly into pink mist and various chunks of unidentified meat.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 7 pts · 1y (4 replies)

And then you find out it was the two neighbor kids in a coat.

BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 1y (3 replies)

beautiful but isolated area

implies no neighbor kids to murder

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y

I don't really see isolated to mean completely isolated, more along the lines of "it's a couple miles into town and ten acres between me and the neighbors" but fair enough.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Ideally the dramatic effect from the pumping action renders the need to use it unnecessary.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y
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Anticorp@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (4 replies)

The sound of a 12 gauge shotgun being pumped is the universal sound of "wrong house, motherfucker".

BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I know, and you can manually cycle a round by pulling the bolt back and releasing to get the same effect on a modern semi-auto action.

You're arguing it's cooler to crank start your Ford Model T at the beginning of a drag race against other modern race cars nearby becuase it has legacy. That's really fucking dumb. Buy a modern weapon.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

It's not nearly the same effect. Additionally, a pump action shotgun is not a Model T Ford. I can pop two clays at the skeet range with my pump, just as easily as I can with my over-under. I shot a Benelli auto a few weeks ago at the range and felt that my Mossberg pump was more accurate. That could just be due to my familiarity with it, but the point stands. A pump action shotgun is a fine weapon. Sure, it's not as quick as a semi-auto in a combat situation, but I highly doubt that's going to matter for 99.9% of legal gun owners.

Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

The car equivalent would be revving the engine at standstill. That would be pointless in an EV.

redisdead@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

It is cooler to crank start a model T though

Like modern cars are 'push this button to start' that's boring as fuck.

TddW89@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y

I'll ask them if they wanna join my D&D Mothership campaign.

toynbee@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

It's bringing love, don't let it get away!

MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk · 6 pts · 1y

It got out again.

M137@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I no longer live in a beautiful and isolated area. Not that I moved, but it's not beautiful anymore and the isolation is clearly gone.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

What a sad development. My best friend's parents used to live miles outside of town. When we were teenagers we'd lay in the middle of the 2 lane road in front of their house and stargaze. Now they're surrounded by track homes, the road is 6 lanes with non-stop traffic, and there's a huge shopping complex across the street from their house. It's been great for their property value, but not good at all for the lifestyle they chose.

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

For some reason I feel like that will explode.

Klanky@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y

It’s a tourist from Pacific Drive :-)

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

It definitely will after I get my 12g shotgun.

Lemjukes@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That’s just the mascot from the local community college, it’s just getting some fresh air.

adhocfungus@midwest.social · 4 pts · 1y

The Greendale Human Being!

uservoid1@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Oh, this is Bob the neighbor. He does not bother local people.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y

As long as they've been to the Harvest Festival.

You will join the Feast, right?

montar@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y

Grab my hunting knife. Hide it under coat. Call my dogs. Go meet that thing. Knife has to be hidden in case it turns out peaceful like i am. (peaceful is not harmless)

tiredofsametab@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y

That would really confusing since the only thing I can see from my kitchen window is my shop's wall a couple meters away.