The Big One

I always knew that THIS is how kidney beans looked, I've been lied to my whole life.

I call my toddler "Little Bean" as a term of endearment (well predating my knowledge of lemmy, let alone this trend). I just showed this picture to my wife and said it was a representation of our toddler when they're an adult.

My wife rolled her eyes at me.

edit: Clarification.

Imagine the sounds created as this behemoth slides out of the can. I'm gonna be sick.

I hate that it's bean on toast

It’s just a big bean.

I prefer mine skinny and

Stop trying to make Bean happen

He asked for kidney beans on toast not kidney on toast!

Big Beanis

Bean there, done that

The Queen Bean.

Heinz Fetus in Placenta Concentrate.

Brits are salivating.

Thats a lot of bean

As my eyes scanned from top to bottom I felt an immense sense of dread

Here were my emotions in the form of emoji 😐 😐 🙁 ☹️

I love Heinz beans. So much so, that I import the British version in the teal can even though I live 4hrs from Pittsburgh.

Fresh off Jack's bean stalk

Opiates dung be like

THE BIG ONEEE TREVOR MICHAEL AND LESTER YELL IN UNISON

Whoops, all bean.

Contains one (1) big bean

It's an all-bean! https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=321561888478362&vanity=futuremanonhulu