c/lemmyshitpost · by LodeMike@lemmy.today · 2yBillboard 697 points · 31 comments · view on lemmy.world
31 Comments
superkret@feddit.org · 86 pts · 2y
Please don't come inside
Snowclone@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 2y
Tis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground, thou must forever diligently rawdog thine brother's wife. To please the lord.
superkret@feddit.org · 29 pts · 2y
My brother disagrees, so he clearly disrespects The Lord and must be killed, along with his male offspring, right?
Hylactor@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2y
Sure why not, and lets kill a couple goats and shit for good measure too while we're at it.
jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 2y
Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Okay Nick Mullen.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Can't spank it with nail holes in your hands. Jesus' real sacrifice.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 65 pts · 2y
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 2y
That's fucked up and hilarious.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Now THAT is why we need AI
Glifted@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 2y
I used to be acquainted with a guy who would buy billboard time and put fake joke ads on them. This seems like something he'd put up
Henry@lemmy.zip · 28 pts · 2y
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 2y
Oh Jesus Christ.
Oooooh Jesus Chriiiiist!
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Relevant username?
ultraviolence@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
He’s coming, he’s coming...
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I forgot that was on the mix cd one day and blasted it, singing along, with my 5 year old in the car.
Yep. That... became awkward and the after effects....
still a banger.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 2y
at least he gives the courtesy of announcing it first.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
but does he have the courtesy of a reach around?
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Me too, Jesus. Me too.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
.
independantiste@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
Ok gooner
billwashere@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Dude get a towel or something….
eran_morad@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
callmepk@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
He’s coming?
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I knew you would come, but you've come!
Battle_Masker@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
When Judas rings the doorbell frantically
myrrh@ttrpg.network · 3 pts · 2y
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Don't think these evangelicals don't know what they are doing.
They know exactly what they are doing.
Veneroso@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Cartman is in-love with Jesus
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Ms. Magdalene knows how to work
Tja@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
Jesús likes to party! Bien por ti.
occhionaut@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Do not come.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Biff must have had a really good time that night.
Preflight_Tomato@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Blue spray paint…