The poor spelling is a filter, much like scam (Nigerian at the time) emails, they don't want people who will question their motives, just people who are looking for an easy easy out
No, because you just travel privately, the travel ends, conveniently there's a store there (that's why they're called convenience stores), you do your business (no drive through!), and then you travel home with your souvenirs.
Yet more evidence that anything that goes well for them is cops/clerks/judges/etc who don't think they're creating an imminent danger and don't want to deal with their shit that day.
Honestly I found it really easy to read - not sure what that says about me though. I often find this illiterate text-to-speech style is “easier” to decipher when I read it out loud (albeit in my head). I’m not sure if that last sentence will make sense to everybody.
This guy is going to a lot of trouble he doesn't need to. I mean, the "non commercial" limitation is due to a law of the land. But all he has to do is convey that vehicle to a boat ramp and let it touch water from time to time. Now it is no longer a land vehicle; it is a maritime vessel, portaging overland between ports. It is now immune to the laws of the land, and the laws of the sea don't have a "non-commercial" limitation.
You do need to remove the "private" placard from your conveyance, and affix a "maritime" placard instead. And I'd be happy to grift yousell you such a placard.
33 Comments
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 1y
The terrible English just made me angrier and angrier as I went through it.
Gerudo@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
I saw the first 2 lines and was like...here comes the migraine.
thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Not as bad as Corey Feldman, I hate to say it
PlexSheep@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 1y
But muh rigt to spel wong
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 1y
Their excellent spelling and grammar assures me that this is someone who certainly knows what they're talking about
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Sum papers.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 38 pts · 1y
SovCit is 100% lying. This never happened. They just want to continue to spread their wrong ideas.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee · 37 pts · 1y
I hate trying to decipher posts like this.
Donjuanme@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y
The poor spelling is a filter, much like scam (Nigerian at the time) emails, they don't want people who will question their motives, just people who are looking for an easy easy out
kata1yst@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 1y
chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul
Sorry, had to finish the quote
kata1yst@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
No, I appreciate it! Couldn't find a complete gif that didn't look thoroughly nuked.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 29 pts · 1y
"Legal Ease"
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
People like this almost never read or write, which is why their correspondence is like this.
cheezoid2@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y
If you’re driving to, say, the store to get some milk, wouldn’t that count as travelling for business? There would be a transaction involved.
Laser@feddit.org · 6 pts · 1y
No, because you just travel privately, the travel ends, conveniently there's a store there (that's why they're called convenience stores), you do your business (no drive through!), and then you travel home with your souvenirs.
wjrii@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Yet more evidence that anything that goes well for them is cops/clerks/judges/etc who don't think they're creating an imminent danger and don't want to deal with their shit that day.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
I mean, I can't really blame them. Who's paid enough to deal with SovCits?
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Interestingly Syesha Mercado from American Idol seems to have become a sovcit.
RogueBanana@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 1y
Can someone translate this to English?
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
The person is writing "I'm stupid and uniformed" over and over again.
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Honestly I found it really easy to read - not sure what that says about me though. I often find this illiterate text-to-speech style is “easier” to decipher when I read it out loud (albeit in my head). I’m not sure if that last sentence will make sense to everybody.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 17 pts · 1y
This guy is going to a lot of trouble he doesn't need to. I mean, the "non commercial" limitation is due to a law of the land. But all he has to do is convey that vehicle to a boat ramp and let it touch water from time to time. Now it is no longer a land vehicle; it is a maritime vessel, portaging overland between ports. It is now immune to the laws of the land, and the laws of the sea don't have a "non-commercial" limitation.
You do need to remove the "private" placard from your conveyance, and affix a "maritime" placard instead. And I'd be happy to
grift yousell you such a placard.nothing@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y
masterofn001@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1y
jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 1y
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
I very much doubt they want to encourage these people.
cryptiod137@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Absolutely zero
proper@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
finley@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
nokturne213@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y
That is legal ease.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Not gunna beleive what happens next!
cocobean@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
They figured out how to make a superscript 5 but can't type "for" or "to". Amazing
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
Ask'd. So strange yet so beautiful
kandoh@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 1y
Just incredible stuff. People like this need to be tracked and catalogued so we can understand them better
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
The ADL and Southern Poverty Law Center do, but I don't think they have half the exposure to them I do.