The Signal

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zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 189 pts · 1y (1 reply)

applebusch@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y

Human is endoskeleton optimized crab. Arthropod crab is exoskeleton optimized crab.

bulwark@lemmy.world · 124 pts · 1y

Speak for your self.

TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 98 pts · 1y (4 replies)

anyone with extensive use of kitchen tongs has a primordial understanding of our clicky-clack fates

IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It's true. It's so satisfying to click those tongs, how can we NOT turn into crab?

TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

reincarnation + carcinisation = clickyclackclack

turnipjs@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y

reincarcinisation (clickity clack, crusty comrade)

Etterra@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org · 77 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You say we're not crabs, but what do you call car culture and the main battle tank.

We're Hermit crabs!

danc4498@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

We’re cosplaying as crabs. We are no crabs.

cybervseas@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 1y

For reference, just in case you're actually a crab and have been living under a rock: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation

electric_nan@lemmy.ml · 61 pts · 1y (9 replies)

Meanwhile the crabs on earth: "yo wtf??"

Etterra@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Hey when they can build radio antennas then they can talk to the aliens. Until then they can go play at the beach.

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Throw radios in the ocean?

FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

There's no shortage of batteries to power them.

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Well yeah you have all those electric boats sinking

Agent641@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Which crabs do we choose to represent us?

Snow crabs? King crabs? The voice actor for Mr Krabs?

electric_nan@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Who is "us"? You got a crab in your pocket?

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

The Kurgan would be a solid choice.

GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y (7 replies)

Are you sure it wasn't "Are you horses yet"?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sorry_to_Bother_You

Crozekiel@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 1y (6 replies)

I just read the synopsis. Wtf did in just read?

SlippiHUD@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It's an excellent movie, I would recommend watching it, even if the synopsis is insane.

dditty@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It is an excellent movie, especially if you go into watching it knowing it's a satire. I went in blind and was totally blindsided

SlippiHUD@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Same, still loved it. The big reveal completely derailed my brain for a solid minute before I started cackling like a madman.

Revan343@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 1y

So I saw your comment, went to read the synopsis, and was nodding along like "Yeah, this good, what seemed weird?"...and then hit the line "Looking for the bathroom, Cash discovers a shackled half-horse, half-human hybrid who begs him for help."

...wtf?

Of course now I have to watch it

expr@programming.dev · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

A synopsis for a great fucking movie.

FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I spent 20 years in call centers. I felt so much of this movie.

OpenStars@discuss.online · 34 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Suddenly another voice breaks through the silence:

man fighting off crabs

VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Ded-a-chek?

Mannimarco@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Dad-a-chum?

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Nice try, you two, but us crabs ain't falling for your lobstroganda

edit: spelling of lobstroganda

OpenStars@discuss.online · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

lobstroganda

Wouldn't it be lobstraganda?

Or lasagna, I dunno. Just hurry up and become a crab already!?

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I had lobstraganda at first but amended to lobstroganda due to the quoted sources being lobstrosities.

Well, I wasn't 100% sure of how King had spelled it so I searched duck duck go for "ded-a-chek" and the Dark Tower Wiki entry for Lobstrosities topped the list. Sound out of deference to the source material: lobstroganda.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

OpenStars@discuss.online · 4 pts · 1y

Oh "lobstrosities" for sure (become a crab)

But I'm firm on the "lobstraganda" (I don't care just hurry up and become a crab already! - it just makes too much sense, for us crabs uh... gotta go, bye!

life as a crab is awesome - are you really really sure that you don't want to join us today already?

Edit: it took far too much effort to make every single word small like that, so I totally lost track of what I was doing. So replace "crab" with... whatever you want:-).

ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 25 pts · 1y

Now that's how a short story is written!

immortal_crab@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 1y

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 1y (1 reply)

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Taste like crab

Talk like people

davidgro@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Oh god oh fuck someone out in the black taught them to read

Etterra@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Learning an alien language is what computers and experts are for. It's not easy, but it should be doable. See also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OpoWJbo7oM

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Crabs do evolve fairly often.

Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Let's remake StarTrek 4, The Voyage Home...but with crabs!

TotalFat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

That should be the title as well

refalo@programming.dev · 7 pts · 1y

Alternate plot line for the movie Contact

satanmat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

We have an over abundance of drawn butter.

FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y (6 replies)

"Negative. We are trains."

Feyd@programming.dev · 22 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

Stiffneckedppl@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Big badda boom

MentallyExhausted@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Multipass

Etterra@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

OpenStars@discuss.online · 2 pts · 1y

I know what you mean. But still...

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Not sure if disgusting or delicious.

TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Toot toot!

IronSightOS@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Do you want Prador? Because this is how you get Prador.

Note: You do not want Prador.

RBWells@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Neal Asher's space operas are some of my favorite books. The Prador, the AI, Spatterjay, he even has a short story with terrifying carnivorous sheep in it!

Maggoty@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Maryland responds, "but wait! Where are you?"

P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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iamdisappoint@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I was recalling that Wells' "The Time Machine" has a crab like thing the main character encounters near the end...!

P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br · 1 pts · 1y
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