I use pomade and it surprised me how often its branded like that. I have seen at least three brands that unironically use flaming skeletons. Also I have to say dapper dan is not great (at least the modern kind).
Edit: Apparently the modern kind is the only kind. O Brother just made it up, and someone took the design and made it real in 2011.
Well it's clearly not a sex product (or at least not intended to be). If it was a sex product they would have obviously added the third X - XXXTRA HARD!
36 Comments
SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 1y
Pomade? I prefer my dapper dan
Edit: it was truly just a guess
sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 1y
I use pomade and it surprised me how often its branded like that. I have seen at least three brands that unironically use flaming skeletons. Also I have to say dapper dan is not great (at least the modern kind).
Edit: Apparently the modern kind is the only kind. O Brother just made it up, and someone took the design and made it real in 2011.
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I didn't think that initially, but you're right (I assumed you knew that already). But if anyone else was wondering, it is a pomade.
johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
That was my guess just based off of the shape of the container.
Zier@fedia.io · 34 pts · 1y
It's used to rub all over your chicken so thieves can't catch and steal them. It makes it XXTRA HARD to catch. Good luck with that slippery cock.
SurfinBird@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
This is the only answer that makes sense.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y
Pretty obvious, guys... It's "Cock Grease," it says so right on the label!
Pinklink@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Guys! This one can read! Get ‘em!!!
TunaCowboy@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Beat me to it. I had a sex wax car air freshener for a while, common enough in Florida but I'm sure it confused people here in Minnesota.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
beat meat to it
bitwaba@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Don't mind if I do
DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
Actually love this stuff
huginn@feddit.it · 22 pts · 1y
Snowboard, ski or surfboard wax
Euphorazine@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
Petroleum jelly like thing, to protect combs from freezing weather
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
Hair product
chooglers@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 1y
Mohawk glue
Num10ck@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
old school street punks used toothpaste. works until wet.
ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
And for a couple of hours, they smelled nice.
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Wood glue or gelatin also works.
johsny@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Lol
doingthestuff@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Well it's clearly not a sex product (or at least not intended to be). If it was a sex product they would have obviously added the third X - XXXTRA HARD!
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
I'm not googling "cock grease" thank you very much.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Never gonna find a value product at low prices with an attitude like that.
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I however, will.
Ooooooh tab 3 is bookmarked for tonight.
PixellatedDave@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Looks like a hair product?
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I'm going to go with some manner of surfboard wax. I mean, we already have "Sex Wax" for that very application.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y
Badminton shuttlecock conditioner?
Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
Some sort of performance improving lube?
rain_worl@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
nah, tried it on mine and it felt really weird to turn
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 1y
Hair gel or protein powder.
blicante@moist.catsweat.com · 5 pts · 1y
For fun and games in the cockpit?
ODuffer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
It's just like elbow grease...
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
Goes well with CockSure
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
It's perfect for frying your wieners in.
ABCDE@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
For your jock.