c/lemmyshitpost · by LodeMike@lemmy.today · 1yWildlife Photography 549 points · 43 comments · view on lemmy.world
43 Comments
9point6@lemmy.world · 95 pts · 1y
TheFool@infosec.pub · 46 pts · 1y
Curiousfur@yiffit.net · 29 pts · 1y
Sanctus@lemmy.world · 82 pts · 1y
He looks so unenthusiastic about it.
original_reader@lemm.ee · 52 pts · 1y
"Nothing personal. Needs must, bro. Needs must."
💥🤛
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee · 32 pts · 1y
"It's the Law of the Jungle I'm afraid, old chap."
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Why are you making me do this? :(
Agent641@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
'Here I go, killing again.'
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 1y
It is a real photo but I hate the AI infused world in which I immediately question the veracity of any photo.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 41 pts · 1y
Never have I ever been punched in the face by a gorilla
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 32 pts · 1y
Just ask your mom to do it.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 1y
I’ll tell her when we finish up here.
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 1y
To be clear, I said your mom. What are you doing with your mom?
Soup@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
That’s a different person. They’re passing on the message.
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 1y
Ohhh
all the people on here are the same person in my head except for like @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
What makes me different from soup?
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y
Soup can't talk
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Up to my nose in cooch.
Weird taste though. Reminds me on Uncle Steve.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face by a gorilla.
Skull@lemmy.ca · 35 pts · 1y
"I said, NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!"
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Grodd?
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 23 pts · 1y
POV you're the fifth person in a row to bring potato salad with eggs to my vegan potluck after I specifically wrote "PS and no potato salad please haha xD" on the rsvp
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Well, just feed it to the cat.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · -1 pts · 1y
but my cat is vegan don't get mad it's their choice I've tried!!
MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
What about Potato Salad?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
but its german
detective__mcnulty@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
That must have hurt.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 1y
Probably not, gorilla pretty tough.
GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Yeah, but if he hit the camera he might have bruised a knuckle or two.
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y
Major Arthur clenching his fist vibes
Greg@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
RIP Christophe Courteau
Lydia_K@startrek.website · 6 pts · 1y
So... did he die?
b000rg@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y
Man, that gorilla needs to work on his stance. He's swinging like an schoolgirl.
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 1y
Maybe, but he can also rip your arm off and beat you to death with it.....
When wrestling with a toddler, your stance doesn't really matter.
bruhduh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Why the fist is so tiny
dave@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 1y
That one is … far away.
bruhduh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Like few hundreds meters away
FelixCress@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Friday night, eh?
someguy3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
True https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/drunk-gorilla/ (but not drunk)
ODuffer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
...into 2025
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
That's why he's posting it in September 2024. Knocked him 6 years ahead.