Yuh uh, very realistic situations

Originally from XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2684/

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LostAndSmelly@lemmy.world · 128 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Could we please include credit for webcomics?

XKCD makes linking with attribution super easy: Permanent link to this comic: https://xkcd.com/2684/ Image URL (for hotlinking/embedding): https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/road_space_comparison.png

Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 43 pts · 1y

OP is big on digital data preservation https://xkcd.com/1683/

biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Sorry about that, I found it somewhere else without credit and completely forgot the art style was from XKCD.

I'll add it to the post.

rain_worl@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

fun fact: it's illegal to not credit them! see the creative commons license at the bottom.

LostAndSmelly@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

This community is awesome.

Halosheep@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Just reverse image search. Good god people need their hands held for everything.

(/s BTW)

teft@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Alt text: I wonder how hard it would be to ride an electric scooter in a hamster ball.

spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I wonder how hard it would be to stop...

activ8r@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y

Why would I stop?

Klear@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

And how hard it would be once you stopped...

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 49 pts · 1y (3 replies)

FelixCress@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Is it one plane flying into 5 sky scrappers?

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How do you scrap the sky?

Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 5 pts · 1y

With a scrapper

n3cr0@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 1y

What if these 50 people are clowns and all they have is one Fiat Uno?

GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip · 30 pts · 1y (7 replies)

thats only 39 hamster balls, 0/10

thesporkeffect@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Technically he only specified how many people. Some of those hamster balls are multi passenger

MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 1y

kamen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Speaking from experience?

iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y (3 replies)

It doesn't say there are 50 hamster balls.

ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

In the original there are 50, 16 rows of 3 plus 2 more.

Orygin@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Wait, someone edited this just to remove some hamster balls ? Weird

prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

What were they hiding?

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The lower half is obviously nonsense. The future belongs to the 50 people tandem

phorq@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y

Humancenticycle

celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

They've probably just never seen a tandem 50 in a major city, it sounds made up.

spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Gotta swing 'er wide left then hard right for a turn on those tight city blocks.

Gigasser@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (8 replies)

So uh, walking, buses, and bikes for the win?

Fermion@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 1y (3 replies)

The hamster balls also win for style points but that's arguably walking with extra steps.

TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Fewer steps if you get going fast enough and just ride tumbling ass over tea kettle.

Fermion@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The inner diameter is less than the outer diameter which makes for a small overdrive gearing ratio, translating to fewer steps even under normal operation.

TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

That sounds way less fun. You go ahead and calculate how many fewer steps like a nerd and I'll tumble around in one like a cool person.

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Scientifically speaking yes. Also trains

Klear@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Train using road space for comparison:

GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y

Unironically yes

frezik@midwest.social · 6 pts · 1y

For space efficiency, yes. Bikes are actually better than walking for CO2 output. Your food has a CO2 cost, and bikes are really damn efficient at turning your food calories into forward momentum. Ebikes are even better on a per mile basis, but their higher manufacturing cost mean they never catch up to lifetime CO2 output of a regular bike. Still, whatever gets more people on bikes is a win in my book, ebike or otherwise.

Kalkaline@leminal.space · 17 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Why wouldn't the wolves just eat everything?

LNRDrone@sopuli.xyz · 27 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Because they don't like cabbages

xkbx@startrek.website · 16 pts · 1y

“My cabbages!”

  • Baahvatar, the Last Goatbender
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

You must guard the goats from the wolves, and the cabbages from the goats. You may leave the cabbages with the wolves unattended.

Skates@feddit.nl · 17 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Why are there only 39 hamster balls? Are some people sharing?

dch82@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y

Yes, it's the new scheme work put in for reducing hamster ball costs, ballsharing. I mean, most people run in hamster balls with more space than needed, no? Although it would more efficient if there was a bus route to carry all 50 people ngl.

edit 50 not 51

oo1@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 1y

One of the lanes is a ball-pool lane.

Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (5 replies)
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BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

At least 12

bstix@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 1y

How fast can it stop? I wouldn't want to first heading against a crossing or wall with 49 people pushing the pedals behind me.

Zwiebel@feddit.org · -21 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Chatgpt says

Professional Cyclists: Elite professional cyclists can produce power outputs of 300 to 400 watts during races, with peak efforts exceeding 1,000 watts for short bursts (like sprinting).

Time Trials and Climbs: During time trials or climbs, trained cyclists can maintain higher power outputs for extended periods, often around 350 to 450 watts for well-trained athletes.

But then it tells me 40km/h assuming 400W which is obviously wrong. I guess you'd have to model that "tandem" in CAD and simulate the airflow to get accurate drag numbers

ddplf@szmer.info · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

If I wanted to ask ChatGPT, I would ask ChatGPT myself. You're useless.

Aedis@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 1y

Could've done without the insult.

affiliate@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

so, people walking

nifty@lemmy.world · -7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Realistically, the 50 people riding a bus scenario will become 50 people riding a bus with rest of the road space occupied by 16-wheelers or other large transportation trucks

friendlymessage@feddit.org · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

nifty@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y

I don’t get it, are you confused or doubtful?