Sneezing with cottage cheese in your mouth

Why, God?

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15 Comments

frosch@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y

My dad once felt a sneeze coming while brushing teeth. He tried to suppress it and closed his mouth, resulting in a mouthful of minty toothpaste pressure-washing his nose.

He didn’t recommend this experience at all, besides the burning agony that lasted quite a while, crumbs of dry toothpaste kept falling out of his nose for like a week sporadically.

seaQueue@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It would have cost you nothing not to post this

perishthethought@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y

True, and likewise, the same for you to ignore it.

Showroom7561@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 1y (3 replies)

If you feel a sneeze coming on, pinch the soft tissue at the bridge of your nose. For me, this stops a sneeze 99% of the time.

frosch@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Or press the tip of your tongue very firmly against the roof of your mouth. Helps me mitigate sneezes

odigo2020@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y

Tangentially related, press your tongue as flat as possible against the roof of you mouth to speed up recovery from brain freeze.

Showroom7561@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

These are the tips that the Kleenex company doesn't want you to know! LOL

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

This is the best sentence I've heard all day. 😂 Much appreciated!

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 1y

Sneezing with a mouthful of anything is the worst. Even if you try to mitigate the damage by covering your mouth, it just blasts out everywhere.

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y

That's fucking awful I'm so sorry

atrielienz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Are you really so preoccupied with the abilities of your flesh and bone prison that you felt the need the share this with us?

perishthethought@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

Hahahahahaha.

Yes.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Did it come out your nose?

perishthethought@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

Lol, no. Just spat some out.

No_Support_8363@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

That sounds dreadful

crawancon@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
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