Haven't you always wanted to live in a castle rendered in early '90s CGI?

Absolutely spectacular.

And it comes with a throne!

Only a cool half million.

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TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 55 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That first picture really does look computer rendered. I'm still not entirely sure it isn't.

That's kinda impressive.

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

I think they edited a picture of it in the middle of the day to have all the lights on, then they shopped that photo onto a generic sunset photo and thus the lightings all wonky like a late 90's video game.

reddig33@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I kinda feel bad for whomever is selling this — it looks like it was probably their dream home.

perviouslyiner@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Fisherman's castle, "considered iconic by some"

i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 1y

The picture on that site is terrible too - it's hidden behind a tree!

deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I actually kind of like the idea of using a folly as a vacation property, but with that location it’ll be completely uninsurable due to hurricane risk and low elevation.

Emperor@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

If it can withstand attacks by dragons, some weather will not be an issue.

deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y

If Harrenhall couldn’t withstand dragons, no way the fisherman’s castle would.

ryathal@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

They just hired the same painter every landlord uses.

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

Nail holes? Black mold? Functioning power outlets? Nothing a nice inch thick coat of matte white latex can't fix!

Fun fact, I moved into an apartment once where the landlord had painted the inside of the tub/shower combo to cover the lime scaling. You know what's really slippery when wet, turns out? Latex paint. You know what bubbles up and chips off after a few months of being intermittantly sprayed with hot water and stepped on? Latex paint. So dumb, so pointlessly dangerous. Had to put down traction pads in my damn shower so I didn't break my tailbone or crack my skull. And by the time I moved out, the tub was like 90 percent unpainted anymore and looked a damn mess. Dumb.

MisterNeon@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

I will become the Wizard Lord of Fisher Price Keep!

lime@feddit.nu · 12 pts · 1y

the amount of dust under that throne...

jagungal@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Is it over-use of Photoshop or really bad HDR?

Emperor@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yes

GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 1y

There is a bright future for you at Foxtons.

PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Tbh the worst part is the regular house and camper next door breaking whatever chance at illusion they started with.

distantsounds@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (6 replies)

It’s just a matter of time before it falls into the swamp

scott@lem.free.as · 6 pts · 1y (4 replies)

But I don't want to marry Princess Lucky... I'd rather... 🎶

Baggins@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Does it have a shrubbery?

scott@lem.free.as · 3 pts · 1y

Nooo! He said it! Oh no, now I've said it! Argh, I've said it again!

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

STOP THAT! You're not doing a song while I'm here.

scott@lem.free.as · 2 pts · 1y

But mother...

Emperor@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y

So Shrek will be happy.

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 1y

It's so tacky some of their photos turned into thumbnails

mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 1y

I can absolutely say I want to live in a castle rendered in early '90s CGI. Just..probably not this specific one.

MossyFeathers@pawb.social · 6 pts · 1y

Yes, but not that one. I always loved Floop's castle in Spy Kids. I dunno if there's a name for that style of architecture, but sculpted interiors and exteriors make me very happy.

Honestly, more people should embrace "theme park houses". Make life interesting, yanno?

UncleJesus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I pass this on my way to/from work. Not surprised to see it here

riskable@programming.dev · 5 pts · 1y

It looks like a toilet bowl. A huge toilet bowl.

uservoid1@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Between the trailer homes and the boats trailers https://maps.app.goo.gl/PMBu6WcuQTDKRUHp8

ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

And on basically no land at all. You know the person who did this doesn't believe in climate change, who else would bother?

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is... is it floating?

Emperor@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y

Or am I?

Etterra@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Jokes on you, that throne is just a photo stretched across a box

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y

Woah this looks amazing!

LiveLM@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y

That first picture looks like something out of a dream, holy shit

Tillyrblue@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Ruby da Cherry shot his music video for Duckboy - Excalibur here

algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y

Duh? Who hasn't!