It was wonderful, thanks

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obscur_e@lemm.ee · 137 pts · 1y (8 replies)

Orange man was erected

uber_chicken@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Doubtful at his age

Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y (4 replies)

He's the type to down fistfuls of Viagra. Hey, maybe we'll get lucky and he'll overdose and his cock will explode.

Justas@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I've heard of old men married to much younger women dying from sex taxing their hearts too much, so that is more likely than you think.

Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

He’ll need a presidential mistress. Melania already gave him a son, you know she doesn’t let him touch her anymore.

Justas@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Or he could pay off a pornstar again.

acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

Apparently he stinks too high heavens. Gotta pay a lot.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 1y

I'm looking forward to a constant stream of news about tweets xcrements

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Nice lady shockingly flaccid

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 113 pts · 1y (1 reply)

On a semi-related note, a friend of a friend got to know a Japanese woman through a mutual friend group, and apparently after finding out that he had some decent culinary skills she texted him "I want to taste your cook".

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 1y

ogeist@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 1y

Orange man is back to terrorize us all

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Introducing the brand new Amazon Originals animated series:

The Orange Man and the Nice Lady

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Wow that's exactly what they would look like! Good luck to them with their erection!

Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

Andrew Santino and Bobby Mom.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Jerry Lewis: “All the voting, and the screaming of the orange man, and THE NICE LADYYY!”

Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

May he rest in peace.

Wait. Brain immediately went Gilbert Gottfried with the all caps nice lady. Ah well, may they both rest in peace.

fiveze@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

Fontasia@feddit.nl · 13 pts · 1y

"Oh you know, how it always ends, feelings of self loathing and despair."

bunnyBoy@pawb.social · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

ちがう - Isn't it? / Wasn't it?

tiredofsametab@fedia.io · 9 pts · 1y

It's the verb meaning to be wrong, so, contextually, I think the person made the classic l/r switch mistake, saw the reaction, and asked if what they wrote was incorrect.

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I have elections evely day

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · -9 pts · 1y

* rady