So Elon tells me... he tells me... please, please let me cum Mr Trump. Can you believe that? As you all know, I'm the greatest, the greatest at edging. I'm all for it but... these people... you can't let 'em have it that easy... you really can't
This is so close. The only issue I have with it is that it's too "on topic". He should be talking about edging Musk but then somehow segue into something else entirely. Something like, I don't know, how much he hates immigrants.
Yeah it needs to segue into him fixating on something one of his political opponents said and how that's totally not true and that he's got the best x you've ever seen. You've never seen better x.
So is he going to do the thing Mitt Romney did after sucking up to this guy? Realize it's a hard mistake, destroy his own political career, and THEN run to the Left?
30 Comments
shneancy@lemmy.world · 130 pts · 1y
hi, i'd like to unread your post please
2ugly2live@lemmy.world · 125 pts · 1y
EMHIPresume@startrek.website · 1 pts · 1y
What's that from?
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
barbie
slartibartfast@lemm.ee · 68 pts · 1y
That doesn’t sound like Trump, someone Trumpify it.
OmegaMouse@pawb.social · 136 pts · 1y
So Elon tells me... he tells me... please, please let me cum Mr Trump. Can you believe that? As you all know, I'm the greatest, the greatest at edging. I'm all for it but... these people... you can't let 'em have it that easy... you really can't
lemmylommy@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
You can tell it really happened because he did not add „Sir“.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y
This is so close. The only issue I have with it is that it's too "on topic". He should be talking about edging Musk but then somehow segue into something else entirely. Something like, I don't know, how much he hates immigrants.
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Yeah it needs to segue into him fixating on something one of his political opponents said and how that's totally not true and that he's got the best x you've ever seen. You've never seen better x.
slartibartfast@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
“Hillary couldn’t make them cum like I could. Lewinsky came up to me begging for help”
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Too coherent for him in 2024. You have to end on a different topic than you started on.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
yea needs to stop mid sentence and start talking about bald eagles and wind turbines
Metype@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 1y
Thanks for absolutely ruining my kink. Now I need to go find a new one.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
I hear testicle torture is what all the hip kids are doing now
masterofn001@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 1y
That....sounds ... Horrible.
Oh, wait, wrong kink.
pinkystew@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 1y
NOW CUM
Senseless@feddit.org · 56 pts · 1y
How to delete someone else's post?
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 32 pts · 1y
This is the worst genre of fanfic
LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 1y
I wish I could unread something
glorious_goldfish@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 1y
What a terrible day to have eyes
NotBillMurray@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
What a terrible day to be literate.
cmrn@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
Trump describing Elon’s rockets like he was a toddler on Christmas had me crawling in my skin
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
that is how Elon deserves to be treated from now until the end of his life
papalonian@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
I didn't like that ☹️
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
schnokobaer@feddit.org · 6 pts · 1y
Oh Leon*
N00b22@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Lol, his shirt says CCUMARS.
HawlSera@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
So is he going to do the thing Mitt Romney did after sucking up to this guy? Realize it's a hard mistake, destroy his own political career, and THEN run to the Left?
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
No elon you have cummed enough