"Here is a $2500+ a month recurring expense. Now appreciate me for it" - your parents

Trade alert:

Your parents get serotonin and dopamine

You get lifetime of wage slavery

You have no say in this trade deal.

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13 Comments

spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The anti-natalists have a point.

Doomsider@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

But how will the wealthy grift if there is not a steady supply of morons to take advantage of?

SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net · 24 pts · 1y (1 reply)

And this is why I’m sterile.

I don’t want to be here, and I sure as shit don’t want to do that to someone else.. plus I don’t want to take care of some miniature asshole version of myself; I’m bad enough to deal with.

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 1y

I can barely tolerate guests. No way can I do that to myself let alone make someone stay with me who has no say in the matter.

zante@slrpnk.net · 18 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 1y

I'm 36 and this is exhausting.

Redacted@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

imdumbandstillusethistoarguewithanythingidisagreewith

primarybelief@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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Frittiert@feddit.org · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

But was it really me then?

Mac@mander.xyz · 10 pts · 1y

Calm down, Theseus.

Redacted@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

You could say nothing is true and everything is possible but that would be an argument from ignorance and also a Russian propaganda technique.

MissJinx@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

lIfE iS a BleSsInG

eldavi@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

and don't forget to add taxes to that list

Mac@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 1y

I happily pay taxes.

blibla@slrpnk.net · 0 pts · 1y

i don't get this, what's costing you this much monthly about your parents?