Krang rule

Or maybe Kuato.

Open your mind, Donald

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52 Comments

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 127 pts · 1y (1 reply)

bigFab@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I came here specifically for this.

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 99 pts · 1y (8 replies)

This is the real version, still slightly weird looking. Grabbed from this frame https://youtu.be/aFqjoCbZ4ik?t=146

Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Riches man in the world and he chooses to look like this?

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 61 pts · 1y

He is a incel 4chan basement dweller, the money cant change that.

greedytacothief@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Looks like how I feel after consuming milk products.

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y

Just had a very foamy milkshake so i can relate.

EtherWhack@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

It looks like they also made his arms look thicker -

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I can't really see the difference :S

nepenthes@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

OP pic his gut sticks out to the point where it reaches the edge of the building in the background (top portion). Vid pic it doesn't reach.

original pic with lines drawn showing what I just wrote out

Grey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 89 pts · 1y (10 replies)

Common side effect if you do steroids and don't work out

potatopotato@sh.itjust.works · 80 pts · 1y (8 replies)

In his circles apparently HGH is viewed, erroneously, as a life extension drug. It wouldn't surprise me for an instant if he was mainlining it out of a fear of dying like a common peasant.

cmbabul@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y (6 replies)

There ain’t a doubt in my that Elon is obsessed with life extension and is petrified of the end of his life. All the rich tech folks are that’s why they’ve spent so much trying to position themselves into being god kings and do t care about wrecking the planet. They think they’re about to ascend like this is FMA Brotherhood but it didn’t work out for the rich and powerful there either

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Wants to live forever but is too lazy to hit the gym and too weak to leave the coke in the bag. He thinks that pumping hormones into his body is all he has to do.

At least that weirdo millionaire Bryan Johnson puts a ton of effort into his quest for longevity.

QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

He definitely plans on becoming a sandworm

synae@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y

my skin is not my own!

Dragonstaff@leminal.space · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You'd think people who want to live forever would care more about the environment. But I guess the worst consequences they'll face is a shorter ski season.

cmbabul@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

They think they are going to go to space and become gods. It'd be pathetic if we werent all gonna pay the price for it

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

The Larry Ellison Medical Foundation has invested heavily in life extension research

Oxen@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y

Exactly this! I was about to post that it looks like he has a distended GH gut but never worked out a day in his life. Exogenous testosterone doesn't do this.

Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 38 pts · 1y

He’s probably on some weird designer drug. Not because he has to evade tests like athletes, but just because he thinks it makes him smarter than taking FDA approved drugs.

sudo@programming.dev · 65 pts · 1y (1 reply)

7/10 Photoshop job. There aren't distortion lines but it is noticeably blurrier where its been edited.

I don't object to photoshopping billionaires. Im only asking for a sharper job.

shapesandstuff@feddit.org · 31 pts · 1y

Someone posted the original down here. Still weird. Same with his beach pics from a bit ago

Don't get me wrong, I'm against judging appearances but I'll take any chance to shit on musk

HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works · 49 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Looks like my dad's belly just before he found out he had metastatic pancreatic cancer and his liver was full of it.

Minarble@aussie.zone · 16 pts · 1y

Sorry about your dad.

Pappabosley@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y

He's about to smuggle food into a cinema

doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 33 pts · 1y (4 replies)

No way he doesn't have something under his shirt, right?

Grainne@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 41 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Matriks404@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Now I know where the design for Cybertuck comes from.

doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

Well... I wish I hadn't seen that

QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 1y

It fits with his shirtless pics a couple years ago

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I think it's HGH gut. Man's rich as hell, so of course he's going to pay for all the health and life-extending stuff he can get his hands on. Human growth hormone can combat aging, but it's not perfect.

HGH is known to be an effective generator of muscle mass, which is why it is so often a favorite for bodybuilders. However, there is a large concentration of growth hormone receptors in the large intestine, which can contribute to the intestine’s undesired growth. Specifically, this tends to occur when an individual uses illegal HGH without doctor supervision.

leftytighty@slrpnk.net · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

One way or another: he's full of it.

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Aka Rogan Gut

MisterD@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

Here I thought it was a colostomy bag

dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 31 pts · 1y

Cybertruck was a self-portrait

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y

Can't wait for the xenomorph to burst out.

Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Stage 4 gastric cancer!! 🎉🎉🥳

PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I was thinking cirrhosis, but I like your answer better.

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 1y

must be a side effect of the hair implants

ColdWater@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y

What the fuck?

prex@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 1y

Looks like he's about to eat a child.

Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Lizard people. I swear to God they took Chappelles skin and fucked up everything else.

carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Don't drag the lizard people into this. Even they aren't trapezoidal.

yemmly@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Drankin

Fontasia@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y

Start the reactor Quad?

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

It's that the Bastard Belly Lift I've been hearing about?

Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Elon Bobandy

Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

AbdoLink

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

Wow I completely forgot about tmnt. Should maybe watch it again some time, even though I tended to get tummyaches when scary stuff would happen :o