Heh, got em

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26 Comments

Asafum@feddit.nl · 54 pts · 1y (3 replies)

MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Me more comfortable with chicken.

Asafum@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 1y

ARISE CHICKEN! CHICKEN ARISE!

Etterra@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

There it is.

dwindling7373@feddit.it · 31 pts · 1y (10 replies)

I don't get it.

Edit: best I got is "I am a pi-ness". I guess it works as a math joke?

Edit2: "I am happiness?"

Cenotaph@mander.xyz · 53 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I am a penis

mcz@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hi penis, I'm dad

serenissi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

nailed it

Etterra@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

You didn't just walk into that, you sprinted.

gmgmgm@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y (2 replies)

no way you got two with this

Cenotaph@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 1y

Im just a helpful idiot okay

kemsat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

🤣

yum@lemmy.eco.br · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I am a penis

Mr_Blott@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 1y
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sinkingship@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 1y

Your edit2 made me think of this baby girl on YouTube.

spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

Later, I go home, look in the mirror, and exclaim:

::: spoiler spoiler :::

omgitsaheadcrab@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I have smooth brain, someone explain :(

sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Read this out loud:

eye

m

a

p

ness

omgitsaheadcrab@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

I read them as "em" "ay" "pee" and not "mm" "ah" "pee" šŸ™ˆ

Etterra@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Hold your tongue with your fingers and say the word "trucker.'

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The version I know (from MST3K) is: hold your tongue and say, "I was born on a pirate ship."

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

You just got me with this

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y

That just sounds like trucker. I'm guessing it should be fucker.

shoulderoforion@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

good bar shirt

antigengen@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 1y
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mcqtom@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Genuinely thought this was some Scottish bullshit for a minute.

Hotspur@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y

Was gonna say this shirt really isn’t that bracing, but technically it slides in under the ā€œshirt about a thing that can go hardā€ loophole, so ok.

ninjabard@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 1y

I mapness. This shirt is fucking stupid.