c/politicalmemes · by EndOfLine@lemmy.world · 1yI was surpised by the diversity of candidates 461 points · 37 comments · view on lemmy.world
37 Comments
Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 1y
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 1y
EndOfLine@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
Cut from consideration over concerns of immigration status.
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y
I can imagine a futurama episode where Zoidberg says something dumb against vaccines or something and accidentally becomes a hero of conspiracy theorists.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
4K Zoidberg 👌
PlainSimpleGarak@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 1y
Hey Zoidberg, get in here!
Screw you!
son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Hi Dr. Nick!
cybervseas@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
I would have put Dr. Spaceman in there. He basically sounds exactly like Ronny Jackson.
Hayduke@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Now this is surgery, so don't eat anything before you come in. Because I'll have a big breakfast waiting for you.
mean_bean279@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Dr. Spaceman is my favorite. I frequently reference the party bowl of drugs and whether people want some purples or some blues.
hydrospanner@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
It would absolutely be Dr. Spaceman!
WrenFeathers@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Why not Zoidberg?
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
White under the shell doesn't count
Kalothar@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 1y
Maultasche@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
The fourth one looks like he'd be a great anaesthetist.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 12 pts · 1y
There's no way he would pick Cosby over Dougie Houser just because they're both rapists. The racism would prevent it.
TheFogan@programming.dev · 8 pts · 1y
Did Neil Patrick Harris have rape accusations I'm unaware of? Not finding anything searching for it.
can@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1y
Both being Cosby and Trump.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Ah. Boy that was a rollercoaster.
Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y
But dougie is now gay so no way that would fly with him
TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
What about Dr Fishman from Arrested Development?
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Let's not forget great doctors like
Dr. Spaceman
Dr. Jan Itor
Dr. Zoidberg
shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
It's gonna be Bill Cosby, you know, rapists of a feather...
masterofn001@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
I'm sure it'll be someone who is a proponent of eugenics.
Can't have starfleet without ww3 without the eugenics wars.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
Dr Evil could do double duty as Surgeon General and head of NASA
pivot_root@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
He's a pretty realistic pick, actually.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
.. and he has sharks .... sharks with lazers!
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Where?
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
On their friggin’ heads!
phx@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
You forgot Dr Mario, by I'm legitimately afraid we will choose somebody like "Dr Phil"
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Come on, everyone knows who it will be...
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/floridas-surgeon-general-shows-the-danger-of-politicizing-of-medicine/
https://www.politico.com/news/2023/04/24/florida-surgeon-general-covid-vaccine-00093510
https://www.alligator.org/article/2024/09/surgeon-general-ladapo-approaches-three-year-uf-tenure
ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
danc4498@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Please don’t give him ideas!
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Is Dr. Pepper a real doctor? I don't think he's qualified to be a soft drink.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica 'cause dude didn't even get his degree!
Man, why you gotta drop outta school and start making pop so soon?
-Mitch Hedberg
CritFail@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I hear great things about Doctor Ed Immigration-Papers