For Sale. I know what I've got. No low offers.

346 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world

15 Comments

lousyd@lemmy.sdf.org · 62 pts · 1y

Is this because you're moving into the White House?

ICastFist@programming.dev · 54 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Huh, didn't know JD Vance got a divorce

ATDA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Why would he it's a mattress, er mistress.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 37 pts · 1y

Is that horse or elephant cum? .... need to know because it will affect the price .... and is it still wet?

bruhbeans@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'll give you $300 but I need you to also give me a spoon

Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org · 22 pts · 1y

Lights up clear as day under UV.

capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y

How I imagine AirBNB furniture looks after a year of rentals

TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

I can’t go higher than $69

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 1y

With enough motivation, enough carpet cleaning detergent and a power washer, that will clean up nicely.

Or just set it on fire.

funkajunk@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"lightly"

parody@lemmings.world · 8 pts · 1y

You should see the couch they’re keeping

felykiosa@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

The goon couch

obscur_e@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Looks like angry running patrick carrying holed spongebob in his hand

Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y