c/greentext · by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works · 1yAnon tries to be attractive 311 points · 31 comments · view on lemmy.world
31 Comments
LostXOR@fedia.io · 68 pts · 1y
RarePossum@programming.dev · 25 pts · 1y
Hey, he could be gay and the bottom
jrs100000@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
That might explain why hes not having luck with the ladies
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 5 pts · 1y
girls at the bar don't like the idea of pegging on the first date
djsoren19@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 1y
Hey if they don't, then they're clearly not the girl for me.
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
Hey, that's not – oh wait I don't go to bars
echodot@feddit.uk · 55 pts · 1y
I feel like he's going around showing people.
metaStatic@kbin.earth · 25 pts · 1y
Anon is a pretty cool guy, he bleaches his asshole and doesn't afraid of anything.
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
nice
DogWater@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
The deep lore lmao
cRazi_man@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y
You guys don't?
WanakaTree@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y
Found the cat
hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y
If at first you don't succeed, try, try and try again ?
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 1y
Cause he wants a rimjob, obviously
superkret@feddit.org · 14 pts · 1y
And who can blame him?
Num10ck@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
i wonder how much modulation would it take for a bidet to support such features.
bstix@feddit.dk · 5 pts · 1y
Num10ck@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
wonderful, thanks.
RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y
Rimjobs or bleach?
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y
Just in case
stevedice@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Of what???
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Well don't it make my brown eye blue.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 1y
If it's blue you're likely not using enough lube and you probably need to ask your partner to go a little slower and be more gentle. Anal shouldn't hurt unless you want it to.
theonlytruescotsman@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
If it's blue it's not getting enough oxygen and needs some mouth to reverse mouth resuscitation.
Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y
Grass@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1y
I guess if nothing else he probably wouldn't be in the "wiping your asshole is gay" crew or that would presumably be ineffective
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 5 pts · 1y
Bu bir tehdit mi?
HackerJoe@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Ist das eine Drohung?
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
The Scott lore expands
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 3 pts · 1y
Does Turkish really look like Scottish
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Scott the Woz Wii Play
lars@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y
No