Boarding pass [beetlemoses]

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27 Comments

WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I once was on a Southwest flight and I managed to get boarding position C4. It took everything to deny my inner troll and shout

I'VE GOT C4! RIGHT HERE, I'VE GOT C4! ANYONE ELSE GOT C4?!

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 12 pts · 1y

"No, but I got SEMTEX."

brsrklf@jlai.lu · 27 pts · 1y

This is quite a complex situation.

Xatolos@reddthat.com · 26 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Pretty sure this is just how ya zero sum when you fail to achieve CHIM.

Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Just gotta wait for the imaginary plane.

ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Is the area of an imaginary plane always -1?

IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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cm0002@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Nah, it's where Squidward went when he wanted to be ALONE

apocalypticat@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

SpongeBob: SB-129, Season 1, EP 14. Probably my favorite episode!

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

Everything is chrome in the future!

krippix@feddit.org · 18 pts · 1y (3 replies)

alone

shininghero@pawb.social · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

๐“ช๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฎ

weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

ALONE

camr_on@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

alone

PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y

Silver lining is they wonโ€™t have to deal with LAX.

JcbAzPx@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

The trick is to just get in line and pretend you don't understand the concept of groups like everyone else does.

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 11 pts · 1y

Alone~

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 10 pts · 1y

"Where are we?"

"I can certainly tell you where we aren't: the universe."

moon@lemmy.cafe · 7 pts · 1y

This is how you end up in the backrooms

tiberius@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y

I'm just impressed the ticket system supported that symbol.

limelight79@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

My God, it's full of passengers!

obscur_e@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

nightmare

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y

Imagine there's no heaven

danc4498@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

i?

Rednax@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

His group is absolutely 1.

passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Top tier

troglodytis@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Aye, Captain!

ninjabard@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Good timing as I have two flights today.