c/dadjokes · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 1yI love melons so much 492 points · 30 comments · view on lemmy.world
30 Comments
passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y
This dad joke is very regional
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
I am learning as much from this thread, haha.
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
Are unable to marry?
rockerface@lemm.ee · 107 pts · 1y
Cantaloupe (can't elope)
Someguy89@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
stoly@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Oh dear that’s terrible
rockerface@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
I used to hate this joke, but now I'm kind of meloned out
stoly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
That was much much better
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 1y
Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.
tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net · 1 pts · 1y
ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.
dditty@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
Are forbidden to wed?
tate@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y
Are barred from matrimony?
Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 1y
Me
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
melon slice
youngalfred@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y
Rockmelon?
FlatFootFox@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Honey, do.
puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 1y
dumbass@leminal.space · 6 pts · 1y
Way to early to ask for a threesome.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Is a cantaloupe really a true melon, though?
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
In French melon is the name for cantaloupe 🤔
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
::groan::
::upvote::
samus12345@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
First time I ever saw this pun, the comic book adaptation of The Muppets Take Manhattan.
TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
ugh
ODuffer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Herbie Hancock intensifies...
badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Rock, melon-slice!
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Muskmelon?
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
Pop culture references that popped in my mind:
“Cantaloupe? Yes I can! 🎶”
“A cantaloupe!! The lowliest of fruits!”
deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
AmberRose@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y
Canoe?