c/lemmyshitpost · by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1yJ IS LORD 539 points · 35 comments · view on lemmy.world
35 Comments
simplejack@lemmy.world · 106 pts · 1y
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 82 pts · 1y
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
An absolute classic.
MrJukes@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 1y
You're talking about the world's foremost analrapist.
Eiri@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
What is this supposed to be?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 1y
"a new start"
But when it's coming from the world's first analyst/therapist (AKA "analrapist"), who can tell...
Maalus@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
"A new start" but with "nu" instead od new because too few letters
Eiri@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Oh thanks. I'd have never guessed
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
I’m ready for a lot that’s new
winkly@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y
Jizz Lord
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 104 pts · 1y
Benjaben@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Still, I would've been disappointed if someone hadn't just typed it out. Probably woulda felt like I had to.
ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Alternatively, they may be complaining about the typo...
Metostopholes@midwest.social · 18 pts · 1y
And yet the DMV wouldn't let me get "CUMKING" smh
swab148@lemm.ee · 36 pts · 1y
This implies the existence of jizz serfs
Vespair@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
You've met my ex's?
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 1y
Dalvoron@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y
sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
It is right up there with ANUSTART.
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y
jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 1y
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1y
I don't get it. What's wrong with a Java Industrial Standard Library Object Relational Database?
adarza@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y
jeremiah?
no.. he was a bullfrog.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
JISFROG
ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 1y
Are you sure that they didn’t mean it as “Jiz Lord”?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1y
(I think that's the joke)
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
https://youtu.be/EsvfptdFXf4
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 1y
Jizzlord, came 3 days after getting poled? Well hung, massive woody? I am so sorry for these awful jokes.
4am@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
Nailed hard, women wept for days afterward
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Guess Sircumalot didn't fit
yannic@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
Hercule?
SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
That show was surprisingly good.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Cum they told me for rum a bum bum
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I haven't felt this warm and fuzzy since everone was wearing those "What Would Jordan Do?" bracelets!
Thanks guys!
Prethoryn@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
My name must start with a J. I can needed that boost of confidence
abbadon420@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Merry jismas, everyone
Zier@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
[Looks down the street] Everyone run, he's cumming!
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
AnxiousOtter@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
TheLastOfHisName@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Uuuuh...dude....?