I knew it. Vaccines got him.

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originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 80 pts · 1y

ha, like that key and peele sketch on robbing a bank. get a job there, work 35 years and retire with all those wages and no one will catch you!

vk6flab@lemmy.radio · 66 pts · 1y (2 replies)

This would be funny if antivaxers weren't so vocal and misinformed.

Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de · 42 pts · 1y (1 reply)
vk6flab@lemmy.radio · 11 pts · 1y

Thank you, I needed that.

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 41 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It wasn't the vaccines. A century of dihydrogen monoxide did it.

Salvo@aussie.zone · 25 pts · 1y

Pure Hydronium (H3O+) is the most acidic substance. Pure Hydroxide (OH-) is the most caustic oxidising agent.

Dihydrogen monoxide is what you get when you mix the two together.

ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y

Disgusting. And you say we've been drinking it?!

Vinny_93@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Just here to note that the name Wild Geerters is a spoof of Geert Wilders, the leader of the Dutch far right party PVV.

OtherPetard@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 1y

Yeah, had to double check if I wasn't having a stroke...

Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 1y

In a wall near were I live somebody in the time of peak Covid vaccination tagged a slogan (in a language other than English) that roughly went like "50% or the prickled will die" - so prickled here meaning those who got the Covid vaccine - which might sound like a smart anti-vaxxer slogan until one thinks about how it implies that 50% of those who get the vaccine will never die, or in other words that the Covid vaccine actually gives eternal life to half the takers.

NorthWestWind@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

BAM! Herpes