How's your weak bean?

you heard me

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26 Comments

jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 1y
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Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y (5 replies)

In the uk "bean" is slang for 'head"

Meaning you are calling me stupid....

Which i suppose isn't really an insult, as its true.

Deceptichum@quokk.au · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

And if they are saying that, it makes me even more stupid for not thinking of that joke. :)

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Where I'm from bean can be a euphemism for a certain part of female genitalia, so I am insulted.

Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Oh yeah! That too! Flick the bean!

palordrolap@fedia.io · 1 pts · 1y

Also UK here. Since it's mostly used as the verb to mean "hit in the head", it didn't even occur to me to parse the question this way.

Perhaps that was a symptom of my own weak bean.

Graphy@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y

Condensed

Condensed

Jimbabwe@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

STRONGER THAN YOURS INNIT MATE??

HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone · 14 pts · 1y (3 replies)

torn to shreds and mashed to paste, I'm afraid.

kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

To shreds you say

ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

And his wife?

Humanius@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

To shreds you say

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 8 pts · 1y

I just ate peas. Take that!

altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 1y

Does lentils count? Their like a weaker version of beans. I made a lentil and ham soup with the leftover Christmas ham I had. Pretty yummy.

SoupBrick@yiffit.net · 8 pts · 1y

It's bean weaker.

Asidonhopo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

You know how they say "cool beans?" Mine is lukewarm.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's a little on the sore side.

Cris_Color@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Exactly what I'd expect from someone on the "yiffit" community >.>

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

I have baked beans and dried chickpeas in the house at the moment, and the baked beans are probably the weaker of my two beans, so the current status of my weak bean is "canned."

ace_garp@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

When I don't want an overly strong coffee, I'll grind less beans or add more water.

Less jangly, and sameish taste.

The early morning 'weak bean'.

seven_phone@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

This week's weak bean's been Heinz.

walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 1y

Mmm beaked beans

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

It's likely to soon fall off

finalarbiter@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

My name's not bean :(

Presi300@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net · 2 pts · 1y

Refried.

tatterdemalion@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y

Falafel

dumbass@leminal.space · 2 pts · 1y

It's been oblong.