Classic rule

690 points · 24 comments · view on lemmy.world

24 Comments

erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 129 pts · 1y (12 replies)

girl cock is much better

introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 57 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Girl with joystick

erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 50 pts · 1y (5 replies)

it's a joy when I stick it in my mouth

introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 1y (4 replies)

As much as I hate having one, I love having someone else's in my mouth

erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 1y (3 replies)

:3

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 1y (2 replies)

:O C===3

:OC===3

:O==3

:O=3

:3

ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

Relevant username

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

:3

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The mouthfeel

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

it's the only e blast with mouthfeel

VerticaGG@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y

It's Gock-o-clock

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y

I'm gonna have to verify that for myself.

P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br · -1 pts · 1y
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superkret@feddit.org · 106 pts · 1y (3 replies)

It's not gay when a wall's in the way.

errer@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It’s not a guy’s pole if you suck it through a hole

levzzz@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

It's not zesty if it's tasty

blx@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y

It's still straight if you realize too late

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y (2 replies)

person on the otherside moans

peak around corner

it's just Elizabeth Holmes

wipe sweet from brow, nervously

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

btw if you want the > things like on 4chan without using the quote block things you have to use the \ symbol before the > symbol, like this:

without

>with

You can also put 2 spaces after text to get it to recognize the next line correctly

Like this!

(note, this is a copy paste I have saved so I don't have to type it every time.)

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 1y

I appreciate your helpfulness. It's only a small thing, but it speaks to your character that you have found it necessary to save this, to streamline being helpful.

Bouncing onto a different topic, I first learned of using backslash as an escape character in the context of the shrug ( ¯\_ (ツ)/¯ ) kaomoji. If you type it as it's shown there, its left arm gets lost, like this ¯_ (ツ)

I find it funny that if I wanted this comment to show what I typed to get that first correct one to show properly, I'd need to do ¯\\_ (ツ)_/¯ . That has four backslashes. It can get very silly.

Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y

Classic switcheroo. 8/8.

MrGerrit@feddit.nl · 13 pts · 1y
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where_am_i@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I do not believe any of this is real, and anon makes a convincing case to present themselves as to be of a non-traditional sexual orientation.

poplargrove@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Fraudulent and a sodomite you say? Inauthentic and a homosexual? Fake and ... whats the word?

where_am_i@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Gay!

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 4 pts · 1y

Everyone knows only balls touching is gay.