Those who criticize your dreams are often those who have abandoned theirs.

Don't let them tell you who you should become.

560 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world

17 Comments

FelixCress@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (3 replies)

What was the dream of the cone? To become a giant butt plug?

expatriado@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y (1 reply)

to lose few inches around the waist, and to please your butt

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

It can still "please" your butt (don't google "Slovakian Traffic Cone"!).

Trollivier@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

Exactly

RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 16 pts · 1y (3 replies)

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Tim Curry never looked hotter.

RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y

He's just a sweet transvestite 💘

pyre@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

what about the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism?

gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

If it fits I sits

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I would think that the traffic cone would be the lion. I don't think there is enough lube in the world for someone to fit a traffic cone in their butt.

I don't need to see evidence to the contrary. Thank you.

MissJinx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

oh dear... I've seen things on the internet that would disprove your theory. People are sick

levzzz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I've seen it happen...

Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

This was years ago before YouTube became corporate and got prudence, but I once seen a video of a woman shove a 2 liter bottle up her ass. So I think this cone be no problem.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Oh you sweet summer child, I can garuntee at least one person can fit a traffic cone up their ass.

Skates@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y

Cât and lion are different species, traffic cone and butt plug could very well be the same plastic.

expatriado@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
[ removed ]
ICastFist@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y

PAIGE, NO!

dlhextall@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

The cone did realize its dream https://youtu.be/nHC55GpmtAo