I would think that the traffic cone would be the lion. I don't think there is enough lube in the world for someone to fit a traffic cone in their butt.
I don't need to see evidence to the contrary. Thank you.
This was years ago before YouTube became corporate and got prudence, but I once seen a video of a woman shove a 2 liter bottle up her ass. So I think this cone be no problem.
17 Comments
FelixCress@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
What was the dream of the cone? To become a giant butt plug?
expatriado@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
to lose few inches around the waist, and to please your butt
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
It can still "please" your butt (don't google "Slovakian Traffic Cone"!).
Trollivier@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Exactly
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 16 pts · 1y
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
Tim Curry never looked hotter.
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y
He's just a sweet transvestite 💘
pyre@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
what about the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism?
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
If it fits I sits
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y
I would think that the traffic cone would be the lion. I don't think there is enough lube in the world for someone to fit a traffic cone in their butt.
I don't need to see evidence to the contrary. Thank you.
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
oh dear... I've seen things on the internet that would disprove your theory. People are sick
levzzz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I've seen it happen...
Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
This was years ago before YouTube became corporate and got prudence, but I once seen a video of a woman shove a 2 liter bottle up her ass. So I think this cone be no problem.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Oh you sweet summer child, I can garuntee at least one person can fit a traffic cone up their ass.
Skates@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y
Cât and lion are different species, traffic cone and butt plug could very well be the same plastic.
expatriado@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
ICastFist@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y
PAIGE, NO!
dlhextall@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
The cone did realize its dream https://youtu.be/nHC55GpmtAo