My Wife's Eye

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37 Comments

Nougat@fedia.io · 73 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Look at this one, "I have a wife," oooOOOOooo

nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub · 36 pts · 1y

She hates me so it kinda evens out.

WagnasT@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I too choose this person's wife's eye

nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You can have it…I’ll mail it to you. What’s your address?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Can I have the other one?

pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Dangit, you beat me to it!

rtxn@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Ooh, free biometrics!

nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Enjoy! Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.

elephantium@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I knew a girl in high school who would say "Don't do anything I would do."

nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 1y

It’s important to be honest about yourself lmao.

Nino477@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Big sister is watching you

scytale@lemm.ee · 30 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Enormous sibling is viewing you.

Poots@mander.xyz · 9 pts · 1y

Someone has a fancy AI thesaurus

nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

She stares at me when I sleep…

Klear@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You may want to give her the Voight-Kampff test, to be on the safe side...

nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nahhh, sleeping with a replicant is like my biggest dream...

ShepherdPie@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y

What if it turns out she is a Cylon instead?

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Eyes are such alien structures... I can only look at them close-up for a moment before it gets too creepy. I mean, holy shit, this thing sees.

nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

They're so strange! Like, what's all that going on in there?

CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 1y

Mostly jelly

Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 1y (4 replies)

If you don't mind me asking, how did you take it? I've tried taking similar photos a few times, but I'm getting too many reflections, even with a polarising filter.

nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

This was taken with an iPhone 16 Pro Max using the default camera, and edited with the default photos app. The macro mode on this phone is impressive.

Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Oh, wow! I'm genuinely impressed by that. I've been trying to do it with a 'proper' camera and failing miserably.

I'm just going to sit here and be jealous for a while 😆

nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 1y

You’ll need a dedicated macro lens to achieve true macros. This isn’t a true macro, but the fusion camera on the new iPhones is a great tool. I am pleased with the results I’ve been seeing from it.

ShepherdPie@midwest.social · 4 pts · 1y

I'd love to see a second photo showing how this photo was taken. I bet it was a bit awkward.

spittingimage@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I wonder if I could unlock her phone with this?

nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 1y

We tried without success. Face ID requires more than just a retina to unlock.

crank0271@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Thanks - stealing your wife's Bitcoin wallet now

nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 1y

Jokes on you she only has Doge in there.

Free_Opinions@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I remember trying to take a similar picture of my own eye with an DSLR and learning that this close the depth of field was so narrow that if I focus on the surface of the eyeball, the iris would be out of focus. Never before that had I really thought about the fact that there's depth to it. This is really impressive for an iPhone shot.

nvrmetthegooch@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 1y

You really need a dedicated macro lens for this type of shot with a DSLR or mirrorless camera. My phones camera lens was nearly touching her eye and made getting the perfect shot difficult.

Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

Be careful because Sam altman might steal it for his worldcoin bs

ch00f@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

She got them limbal rings.

SplashJackson@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

That's one fine cornea

sir_pronoun@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Dudes, she is afraid