I'm old

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Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 95 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Saving this to reshare in 2047

ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 57 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Saving this to reshare in 2047

Can't tell if stupid or further shitposting

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 1y

Definitely stupid

Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

That 'or' is inclusive.

undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch · 5 pts · 1y

Why don’t you post back here when you do so we all know you kept your word?

plaguesandbacon@lemmy.ca · 54 pts · 1y (7 replies)

As an actual 46 year old, I'm offended. Guess I'll go yell at a cloud or something

Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (3 replies)

45 this year, guess I'll do the same, after I yell at these pesky kids to get off my lawn.

madjo@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Hello fellow 44 nearly 45 year old. This is your friendly notification to take your Advil.

Also be careful when sleeping, you don't want to injure your back

Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Thanks same to you.

MyRobotShitsBolts@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Hello, I'm here to remind you that ibuprofen absolutely wrecks your gut lining and is brutal on your kidneys. Try some other forms of pain relief if you can.

earphone843@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

You should tell those kids to get off your yard.

4grams@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Desperately clinging to my mid-40’s too old bro.. not looking forward to this next one.

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

X is a cool letter or number if you’re a nerd

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 1y (1 reply)

SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Let 👏dat👏mf👏sink👏in

over_clox@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Math, not even once..

ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nah the math checks out... If you wait long enough.

kautau@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Except it has a timestamp. This is some QVC math

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y (3 replies)

As of today, someone born in 1999 was the same age as Marilyn Monroe was when she was born. Makes you think.

A_A@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Funny and clever.
it got Llama 3.1 a.i. completely confused ... which could never translate it right even with my help. But a better a.i. (GPT-4o mini) got it easily the first time and could explain it well.

Slovene@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It really whipped the Llama's ass!

CharmOffensive@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
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Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y

I'm 42 and had to think about this for a moment. I'm not clever.

RagnarokOnline@programming.dev · 23 pts · 1y (10 replies)

A person born in 1899 looks exactly the same as they will look once we hit 2035. Let that marinate

nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y (5 replies)

a person born in 0 is 2000 years old, pickle that through

Pieisawesome@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Fun fact, there wasn’t a year zero!

It went from 1 BCE to 1 CE

nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y

what happened that they want is to forget /s

Rookwood@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

Yeah, Y0K. They had to update all their scrolls because the dates were all in BC format.

Slovene@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 1y

Yeah, like, totally. People were going like "what year is it, bro?" "Bro, it's 1 before current era, bro." Hey, bro, you want a pamphlet?" "Brochure."

OrderedChaos@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Is this because after the new year everyone kept accidentally using the same year when dating everything? I mean we keep writing the previous year for months after the rollover out of habit. :P

A_A@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (3 replies)

This is logically reductible to : a person looks exactly as they look. i find it funny that your (complete) statement confuses GPT-4o mini

RagnarokOnline@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I prefer to reduce it to “the dead don’t age”.

A_A@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My bad, you are right, this makes much more sense 😋 (i am getting too old !)

RagnarokOnline@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y

All relative, my dear chap! ;)

FellowHuman@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Being born 1996, does that make me 69 or is my math wrong?

LordWiggle@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

Since I'm born in 1987 and am 420, your math seems to check out.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 1y

For those mathematicians saying "tHiS isN'T tRUe": The tweet is exactly 2 years old. So much about that.

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Big if true

enbyecho@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's fake news. You gotta be careful with these internet "sources". Do your research!

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y

I know most social media can't be trusted because they are funded by Big Tech, but I thought lemmy is funded by Big Truth?

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Ok, I give up. If there’s a joke here other than just someone shitty at math I don’t get it.

marzhall@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's meant to inspire a brief moment of dread and surprise for those of us who are not quick at math.

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Ah, gotcha. The brief moment of dread I got that I was too old to get why the math was so bad.

Worx@lemmynsfw.com · 13 pts · 1y

And yet anyone born in 2009 is only 12 years old. Kids these days just don't put any effort into growing up

Sorgan71@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

those born in 1900 are dead. Let that sink in.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y

Jokes on you, I'm born even after 1900 and I'm still alive!

Snowclone@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yep 46 - 16. What a time to be alive...

ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

To be fair, we're halfway through this decade and it's been harder than 90's, 00's and 10's combined.

Hupf@feddit.org · 9 pts · 1y

That tweet is going to age well.

jaschen@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y

This post is brought to you by - The future

DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

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DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This guy can mafs

casmael@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Ask him something else let’s see how kwik his mafs is

HoMaster@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

Another testament of the American education system.

billwashere@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Math is hard

eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

hi sink, I'm dad. Come in

Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

This is just sad. Or posted by a time-traveler that forgot when they are.

casmael@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Actually that’s wrong I was born in 1089 and I’m only 14 :3 xxx

not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

are you a g-gh-gh

LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
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EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Presidents & Overlords Elon & Trump sell this kinda math all week long

mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y

Ah, that explains it.

It's not that I am feeling youg for my age, it's all the young people feeling old. got it.

udon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Deep inside, we all know it's true though

IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's amazing how everyone shits on Reddit bot content but then this makes the front page.

not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y

how may i assist you

CreatingMachines@fedia.io · 0 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hmmm...

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

It's sinking in isn't it?