c/dadjokes · by kaamkiya@lemmy.ml · 1yIf your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there. (Fahrenheit. In Celsius this would be deadly) 293 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
21 Comments
chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 1y
You're taking a risk. It could be -270°
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 18 pts · 1y
That's fine, it's close enough to 0k
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
i always feel so cozy at 0 kelvin
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 13 pts · 1y
i bet that you think that youre being acute
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
You think I'm cute??? blushes
No YOU shut up! Oh, wait, we weren't doing that one ...
kaamkiya@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y
That's true. That would not be very nice.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 1y
I tried that, but I'm Canadian and scalded myself.
kaamkiya@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
This is me, too :)
sobriquet@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1y
This is everyone in the world except in one country….
hockeyboss77@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
None of the walls in my house have corners that are actually 90 degrees. It's a pain in the ass.
GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
That's obtuse
scratchee@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y
No need for sharp comments, I’m sure they’re acutely aware of their architectural problems.
GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
In sure they're acutely aware
Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y
I can have sauna in the corner?
rbn@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y
Free sauna without a high electricity costs. Sounds like a win to me!
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
My room is round. I died from 360°
stinky@redlemmy.com · 3 pts · 1y
out 👉
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
No no .....stay.
introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
I mean joke still applies.
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I think you meant that it's still right.
kaamkiya@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Yes, but in one case you're warm and toasty and in the other you're dying.