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The original was posted on /r/mildlyinteresting by /u/olbananachip on 2025-01-28 14:42:10+00:00.
I finished a tube of chapstick before losing it.
30 Comments
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 1y
Why is that so impressive? Those things are like three bites at most and NOT filling
Empricorn@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 1y
You can really taste the bees! I think, I don't quite know what beeswax is.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Bee vomit
Empricorn@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
I thought that was honey. Plus, there's also royal jelly?
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I think bees wax is bee shit. You're thinking of bee puke
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
And they give my colon the lubrication it needs to poop.
dogsnest@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
mmmmmmmmm....cherry chapstick.......
henchman2019@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
I have NEVER accomplished this. They're either lost or ran through the dryer to destroy a load of clothes.
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 1y
I've never had it destroy a load of clothes. It's a tiny amount of mostly Vaseline.
Empricorn@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 1y
Or beeswax, in the case of Burt's Bees.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Me neither. We are not The One.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
You call that finished?! It’s just getting started. Get your finger down in there and dig out the rest. Another several weeks of soft lips await you.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
That's easy I left a tube of chapstick in the car once and I was able to use the entire thing without opening it.
Gerudo@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
If I do that here in the south, it just melts in the summer. Constantly buying new ones in the summertime because I take them inside to not melt, then forget them at home.
eddanja@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
[ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED] - Responsible Chapsticker
TwanHE@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Damn, only time I accomplished this was when i lost and found it multiple times. Bit like bic lighters
MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I am about to finish my third tube of Aquaphor branded lip balm. It’s the only brand I have done this with
vapeloki@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
How? Tell us how!
Deadeyegai@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Not OP but i have also unlocked this achievement.
Step 1: Use it.
Step 2: don't lose it.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: profit!
gasgiant@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
I thought this place was supposed to be dull.
The rare exciting news of a finished Chapstick (rather than lost, wrecked in the washing machine, etc ..) is certainly not dull!
I'm going to go and reorganise my screw boxes to calm down a bit.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
For added triumph, try to use it up before it goes bad.
Because apparently that's a thing.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Can you teach this skill to my gf please? She constantly has around 3 in rotation and keeps needing to swap in new ones because they just disappear.
partial_accumen@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Surely this is a sign of the coming apocalypse.
filtoid@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Does it still taste as good at the end as the beginning?
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Hell has officially frozen over.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Counterpoint: that's burt's bees (bee's?) lip balm, thus so far chapstick still has never been successfully conquered.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
This is right up there with running a pen out of ink.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
There should be some sort of title bestowed upon people that make this accomplishment .... beautifully done, I am in awe.
Dvixen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I have five or six on the go. Can't tell if I've ever lost one. Win-win!
brlemworld@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I do this all the time