c/lemmybewholesome · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 1yTired of dating apps? Maybe you should try **tree**. 526 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
21 Comments
Asafum@feddit.nl · 83 pts · 1y
"So how'd you meet?"
"Oh I just shoved a letter in a tree hole and she wanders forests sometimes picking up papers she finds. Typical way really."
chetradley@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
Tale as old as time.
TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee · 72 pts · 1y
I'm root-ing for all of them to find love.
Nougat@fedia.io · 32 pts · 1y
That's pretty sappy.
kusivittula@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 1y
i got wood
Nougat@fedia.io · 9 pts · 1y
In your crotch.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 7 pts · 1y
You're bark-ing up the wrong tree.
Nougat@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y
Leaf me alone.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 9 pts · 1y
Ok, I will log off.
Nougat@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y
Don't just log off of the domain; log off of the entire forest.
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 1y
Dating apps want you to fail to find someone to keep you using the app. Tree's got your back, though.
cedarmesa@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
twice_hatch@midwest.social · 34 pts · 1y
1,000 letters per year and only 100 marriages. Still better odds than dating sites?
samus12345@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 1y
"Oh wise mystical tree, help me find love."
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz · 21 pts · 1y
"Absolutely not. I've caught wind of the porn categories you're into."
samus12345@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFJpntYgzPI
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Oh I've been using the knotholes all wrong.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Whoa, that's one girthy dungus, friend. 👀
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Nah, little knotholes.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Hundreds of people met and got married, but others realized they were barking up the wrong tree.