c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 1ySadge 1.0k points · 30 comments · view on lemmy.world
30 Comments
tsiad_mordecai_miktros@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 1y
why are they so mean what did he do
dditty@lemm.ee · 91 pts · 1y
He wasn't focused
tsiad_mordecai_miktros@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
poor guy how will he feed his children now
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 1y
It’ll be OK, look on the bright side!
tsiad_mordecai_miktros@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
yea at least he wont have to pay taxes
marcos@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Oh, so that's its supervillain moto!
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
(Phew, missing punchline fixed :) )
superkret@feddit.org · 8 pts · 1y
His son will be lighter next year
tsiad_mordecai_miktros@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
yes thats the bright side
smeg@feddit.uk · 19 pts · 1y
tsiad_mordecai_miktros@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
well that's not acceptable in this economy
superkret@feddit.org · 13 pts · 1y
He wasn't very bright
tsiad_mordecai_miktros@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
poor guy we have to dismantle the deep state systems that allow this type of stuff to happen i dont know what its called
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 1y
Automation took it's job.
tsiad_mordecai_miktros@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
this is so sad i will make a post on !chadmctruthstruth@lemmy.world raising awareness
https://lemmy.world/post/25273084 i hope we can get his job back
Fermion@feddit.nl · 11 pts · 1y
The justification given was incoherent.
madjo@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
He made someone look directly into his beam.
EchoSpire@lemmy.ml · 32 pts · 1y
Lost it's job to AI
Rudee@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 1y
Supervillain origin story if I've ever heard one
qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website · 15 pts · 1y
Sounds like it was a 2 petawatt pulsed laser, with picosecond pulses, so 2kJ/pulse. Staggering amount of power and energy for a pulsed laser!
Note that it's not CW, so the average power will be much, much, much less than the pulsed power. Too lazy to find the rep rate to see average power.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 1y
Gets angry and lies himself on top of a high powered sniper rifle
Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 1y
That's a pretty niche role, a position as part of the laser grid at a museum is much more steady
shoulderoforion@fedia.io · 10 pts · 1y
just look at the guy, all he wanted to do was an honest days lazing for an honest days pay, was that too much to ask
DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
sgbrain7@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
I know he'll prove those guys wrong some day
psyklax@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
Skillset too specialized. He'll never get another job in that field.
don@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
The amount of cannons that have had to get in the unemployment line is stratospheric.
theOneTrueSpoon@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y
I'MA FIRIN' A mediocre employee
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
Can't be that powerful if they just like that got fired
tetris11@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
Well yeah, clearly because all this time he's been a massive fraud! He's clearly a tampon in disguise
kewko@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Is it because all the labs kept chasing the laser pointer?