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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y (15 replies)

So... they sift through their poo... and put stuff they find under a microscope?

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 1y (8 replies)

My guess is the photo is fake, but she's really crazy and I also think a sovcit, as she was talking about becoming her own bank.

stinerman@midwest.social · 19 pts · 1y (6 replies)

What kind of interest do you get on deposit with yourself?

ADKSilence@piefed.social · 12 pts · 1y

Mostly weird looks from strangers and random offers of tissues/napkins.

radix@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Borrow $50k from yourself, buy Bitcoin, then just discharge the debt you owe you. Free crypto!

stinerman@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yeah but I'm out $50k on the loan.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y

Claim it as a loss on your taxes you don't pay

MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Imagine the fees!

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

What kind of interest do you get on deposit with yourself?

Just what's on the slide.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

These people are so fucking nuts that it's impossible to tell at this point.

drre@feddit.org · 20 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I remember seeing similar photos from people using magical mineral solution, i.e. chlorine dioxide, which attacks the gut lining... (worst was people using it on their toddlers). some people are so fucking stupid

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Mineral_Supplement

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rope_worms

compostgoblin@slrpnk.net · 16 pts · 1y (3 replies)

My cousin is one of these people… according to her, we all have parasites, and the government and pharmaceutical companies are hiding it from us. And we need to take ivermectin, do foot soaks in some sort of chemical, and brush our teeth with cloves to fix it?

Aganim@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

And we need to take ivermectin

Wait, so now supporting Big Farma is actually OK? Shit, this stuff is confusing.

Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Foot detoxers are insane.

QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

I mean… the cloves might help with your breath?

coacoamelky@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

At least wear a labcoat

QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y

That’s actually the autism leaving your body after successfully cleansing yourself of vaccines. Jk it’s stomach lining

normalexit@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I don't think you are supposed to eat basil without chopping or chewing it.

Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

They misunderstood what a whole food diet is.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Some of them are convinced drinking water with basil in it takes away fluoride from your teeth.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 4 pts · 1y

But... The flouride is supposed to be in your teeth... They're supposed to be worried about what happens when it's in their tiny little brains.

casey@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Wolf hair. Inconclusive.

Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Why are you eating it?

casey@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

There is so much wolf hair in our apartment right now

einklich@feddit.org · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The whole world needs an enema

Fully agree.

f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y

I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied. Learn to swim.

robocall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Thank you for sharing 🤮