I pledge allegiance to the flaming M of the United States of America, and to the Dictatorship for which it stands, one sundered Nation Forced under God, indivisible, without liberty nor justice for all
Oh Say Can You See
By The Dawn's Early Light
What So Proudly We Hailed
In The Twilight's Last Gleaming
Bacon Stripes and Burger Buns
Through The Ravenous Night
On The Ramparts We Ate
Its Fat Glisteningly Streaming
27 Comments
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 1y
There was a Fiat on fire on the side of the road earlier. Italy answers the call!
Cobrachicken@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Nah they were calling for help, too.
Damage@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y
Fiat isn't Italian anymore
someguy3@lemmy.ca · 49 pts · 1y
Where was America when the freedom fries fell?
crawancon@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y
Jondor will answer! eh Jandalf?
Empricorn@feddit.nl · 14 pts · 1y
What's jaters, precious??
Klear@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Jeans.
socsa@piefed.social · 4 pts · 1y
America is kill?
railwhale@lemmy.nz · 21 pts · 1y
The MacSignal
Tja@programming.dev · 20 pts · 1y
Canada pretends to not be home
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 1y
I won't be concerned until I see the KFC bucket on fire
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y
2026 Olympic flame.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 1y
And nobody will answer.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
When stalin had a heart attack, no doctor dared risking saving him.
Kind of appropriate for America to die of a heart attack.
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Gandalf first needs to purge the orange gremling from the white house.
Has anyone seen Bernies cape and staff?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Nope. Just his mittens.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y
I pledge allegiance to the flaming M of the United States of America, and to the Dictatorship for which it stands, one sundered Nation Forced under God, indivisible, without liberty nor justice for all
superkret@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
Oh Say Can You See
By The Dawn's Early Light
What So Proudly We Hailed
In The Twilight's Last Gleaming
Bacon Stripes and Burger Buns
Through The Ravenous Night
On The Ramparts We Ate
Its Fat Glisteningly Streaming
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y
Id like to order a NATO burger with the real freedom fries this time
mo_lave@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 1y
And Rohan will answer: Daga kotowaru
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
robocall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
May McDonald's burn to the ground! Good riddance!
Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org · 5 pts · 1y
Thoughts and prayers
themakara@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I first read bacon lol
HurlingDurling@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
If this was in the south, it would be a waffle house sign
uis@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Aurora's fire