c/nfl · by RandAlThor@lemmy.ca · 1y

Super Bowl LIX Game Thread

Chiefs & Eagles

6:30pm ET

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RandAlThor@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

$10 bet says thats bulletproof glass.

TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

RandAlThor@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y

Now where do we see live feeds of Philly.

superduperpirate@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

I’m cheering for Team Meteor Strike

branno@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I could do without the Faux News ads.

Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

And a shout-out to Rupert Murdick... Fuck them.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Don't worry. Here's a commercial for jesus! Because he gets us!

shows a bunch of bullshit on screen

MelonYellow@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Refs already starting. That was weak!

timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Not beating the accusations. Never.

Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

I'm glad the refs are sitting this one out

njm1314@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Well when your team starts crying on the sidelines I think maybe that means you've given up. Awesome

RandAlThor@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

oh I need to see the footage!

Brkdncr@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Was KC overrated all year long?

branno@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

Yes.

jeffw@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Been saying this all postseason. Would’ve been a better game if the Chiefs didn’t make the Super Bowl this year. They just got lucky on a bunch of their wins

TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The IASIP episode is going to be absolutely amazing if they hold on to win. Charlie is gonna unleash Green Man apon the French Quarter.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Aaaahhhhhjjjjjthefrenchhhhhh known for their excellencceeeeinCHAMPAIIIGGGGNNNN....

That do something? stares blankly at nothing

Go again.....

Aaahhhhhhhjjjjjjjjtthheeefrennchhhhh known for their exellenceinnnnnCHAMPAIHN.....

CUT!

Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y

Wonder where that Chiefs fan is who was trying to gloat in the AFC championship thread the other week...

Hope they're enjoying the game.

Fuck the Chiefs.

criss_cross@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Fucking garbage PI call

RandAlThor@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Let me guess. For KC right?

timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

How would you ever guess?

MelonYellow@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Mahomes is really choking WTF

Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

I'm not saying anything until it's over

njm1314@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Did... did y'all just see an ad for Ontario?

noli@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y

Hell yeah

RandAlThor@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

you in US or Canada

BothsidesistFraud@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Kelce looks like he just got off a 96 hour bender

Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I wouldn't be surprised if he retires after this season.

CarrierLost@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 1y

The dream

branno@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Refs already tilting the field to favor the Chiefs.

They aren’t going to even risk the chance the Eagles take the lead.

theherk@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Sure Jan.

branno@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y

Another pick.

I’m so happy I think I’m gonna cry.

VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Regardless of who wins, we can be sure that Philadelphia is going to be absolutely destroyed by the end of the night.

RandAlThor@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Yeah I don't understand why certain cities have violent fan behaviour. Like Vancouver and Montreal in Canada anytime hockey teams get into playoffs. ;p;

Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Futball in many countries is even worse.

shnizmuffin@lemmy.inbutts.lol · 2 pts · 1y

I bet it's because they're used to brutal failure. Just a guess.

Montagge@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 1y

I can't believe I subjected myself to this much propaganda to watch the Chief's oline not even try

galloFino@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

I just hope both teams lose

RandAlThor@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y

branno@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y

Oh my god the Chiefs are falling apart.

This is amazing.

RandAlThor@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Wow Chiefs' 2nd half adjustment INEFFECTIVE. I've never seen that.

WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

The Eagles D is playing too well KC just doesn't have an answer.

RandAlThor@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My fav part about this superbowl is the roman numerals.

dhork@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Which car company is going to be the main sponsor of Super Bowl LX next year? I think they all sell some car with an LX trim....

njm1314@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Was that an incredibly awkward short joke from Tom brady?

Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Kevin roasted the hell out of him last year

njm1314@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

With jokes and timing like this I can see why.

RandAlThor@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Sack! Sack! Pick 6! What a dream sequence!

MelonYellow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

Can't ask for better than that

Montagge@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Gross, Tom Cruise

los_chill@programming.dev · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Who are these meandering celebrity speeches even for? I don't get it.

Montagge@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y

Dipshits

WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I tried to wait until it was over but they've started the game to out them up

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I think it was AI-generated Tom Cruise.

dhork@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

However old Tom Cruise is, his face is younger

Montagge@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y

That's even worse

Jerb322@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Eagles' front four! Wow...

branno@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

This is what you get KC for delaying the start of the 2023 draft by 20 minutes while yall flexed on the league.

TheTimeKnife@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

This is awesome, fuck the haters

tvarog_smetana@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

Halftime show was more of an art piece than most. I liked it: simple lighting, no crowd on the field, very intentional choreography

MelonYellow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

Seal as a seal wtf! I'll be seeing that in my nightmares

RandAlThor@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

Smith TD!!!!!!!!!! DAGGER TO THE CHIEFS' HEART!

RandAlThor@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Eagles TD! 23-0! I don't believe this!

theherk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Yeah I thought everybody was claiming the fix was in for KC in the first minute.

wjrii@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

If the Chiefs wanted to prove that narrative false, they’re doing a really good job.

CarrierLost@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 1y

"the refs aren't biased because we lost the Superbowl" isn't the W they want I think.

MelonYellow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Why do they keep booing when the Chiefs punt? Lol they don't like the punter or something?

timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Questioning that too. AFAIK the FG kicker is a right wing douchebag. Not sure about the punter though. Unless the crowd has them confused.

MelonYellow@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I looked it up and I think it's because of the 2022 group rape allegations from when he was in college. He was dropped from the lawsuit but who knows if he just paid someone off.

timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

I thought it might be him. But everything I read was he wasn't even at the party anymore for the time specified by the allegations. AFAIK he was burnt for nothing and got mightily screwed out of a big bag.

But I can't say anything for sure of course.

jeffw@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Could they be yelling “coop!” For Cooper Dejean? I’ve heard eagles fans do that and he plays on special teams as the punt returner

shnizmuffin@lemmy.inbutts.lol · 5 pts · 1y

I've been calling it "Super Bowl Licks" this entire time.

WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Looks like this crew likes ticky tack calls.

dhork@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Chiefs had the Bills'goal line sneaks figured out, but Philly does it better I guess.

Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

They don't call it the Buffalo Bum Rush, it's the Brotherly Shove for a reason

los_chill@programming.dev · 5 pts · 1y

Wow. Soft ass call.

timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Get wrecked chiefs

RandAlThor@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

Holy Shit! back to back sacks on Mahomes!

timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Looked like blatant holding on that chiefs TD but hey, what do I know

theherk@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Anybody gonna bitch about that call too?

RandAlThor@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

Philly is doing a great job on defense.

MelonYellow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

Amazing Chiefs stop the Bills so many times on the tush push and the Eagles get it on the first try

MelonYellow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

That's a makeup call for the Eagles lol

RandAlThor@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

Another INT!

TheTimeKnife@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Weird scorebug, kind of big

mctoasterson@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 1y

Oh well, GG

theherk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Every commercial looks fake af. Really synthetic aesthetic.

boiledham@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

This is beautiful. I hope the chiefs get shut out after all the announcers couldn't stop glazing mahomes

RandAlThor@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

Sacked again!

RandAlThor@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Let's face it. Kelce is done. Over the hill. Time to retire and raise some kids.

wjrii@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is Tay Tay even going to want that after tonight’s performance? 😂

thebigslime@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Maybe he's going home to Mommy.

njm1314@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Is this a musical? I mean technically I think it's a musical

WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I guess there is some sort of story here. I'm not sure why Samuel L Jackson is dressed like Uncle Sam narrating something?

njm1314@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

He's the chorus I guess. Might as well be dressed like a frog.

Jerb322@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I hope they didn't cut up a real car for the opening clown car bit...

WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

There's no way they cut up a real GNX for that It had to be a mockup using a beater.

Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Philly D has the answer

TeraByteMarx@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

All just going on as usual then. Unnerving to see anyone chant "they're not like us" on a big stage to a big crowd that just effectively voted in a fascist and rapist who is also sitting in the crowd.

MelonYellow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

Fuckin beautiful

Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The fix is in

RandAlThor@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

Already? I need to find a clip.

RandAlThor@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

I can't believe Swift didn't get a box!

RandAlThor@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

Woa Andy Reid has taken over the play calling!

branno@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

AN ABSOLUTE DAGGER